Today, my brother was doing an extremely annoying Shrek impression, so I turned the TV on in a desperate attempt to drown him out. You'll never guess what movie was on. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, we were at the end of our surfing trip watching a photo montage. A picture popped up of an ugly girl surfing so I shouted out "I didn't know Shrek could surf". The room went very quiet. "Shrek" was sitting beside me. FML
Today, trying to get some much needed rest, I heard my neighbors fighting loudly. When they finally quit, they left a DVD on, directly behind my wall: Spongebob, with the menu tune on loop. FML
Today, while I was meditating in my room, I started to hear strange sounds. I was thrilled and thought I was having some sort of profound experience. It turned out my brother had tuned in to South Park out in the living room. FML
Today, my older brother called me in the middle of the night to describe to me, in painstaking elaborate detail, the Yamaha commercial he'd just watched. FML
Today, I was working alone in the office with my brother. He's run out of work to do, so has been singing Disney songs loudly and badly, throwing stationery at me, and just now snuck up on me from behind and wrapped duct tape round my face. It's just us in the office next week. FML
Today, my teacher compared the female reproductive system to Shrek's head. Never again will I be able to watch the movies. FML
Today, after watching Shrek, my little brother started collecting his earwax to make it into a candle like Shrek did. I can’t get him to throw it away even after bribing him with bags of candy. FML
Today, my brother flicked a huge bug onto my foot, making me freak out and fall into my outdoors pool. The water was so cold that I started hyperventilating. My brother left to "get help". I finally managed to get out, and found him watching TV. FML
Today, I actually had to explain to my sister that Shrek was not in fact based on a true story. She replied that I'm a "clueless twat". FML
Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML
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jainam 7
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
feven 32
Maybe Shrek is trying to tell you something
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Comments (98)
feven 32
Maybe Shrek is trying to tell you something
JMichael 26
That ogres are like onions?
Jason89 16
oh i know #25! they stink?
fortune789 17
Get aot of mai swahmp!
Wutdafuqq 24
You cannot run from Shrek. You cannot hide from Shrek. Shrek will find you. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
xKrisSmoove 21
Shrek is trying to say "it's not ogre yet"
IWishIWasObama 12
@63 That is getting to be severely overplayed.
OnlyAvailableID 28
I'd imagine you'd be quite ogre it after a while.
jainam 7
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
Livin_Like_Larry 29
Why am I not surprised that this is too comment
laden_swallow09 35
Shrek is dreck!!
lovebooks07 15
Noooooooooooo
iwanttogotoparis 26
I guess you could say it was a 'shrek' day
originaljosh 11
Did i miss something here?
Diarrhea_Volcano 29
Shrektastic*
ThatLobster 24
Why don't you show your parents the 'shrek Is love shrek is life' video and say that's where his behavior is coming from.. ;)
Steffi3 40
At least Shrek does a decent impression of himself
Classy_Sassy15 18
As a big sister of 4 siblings I know exactly how you feel.
1dvs_bstd 41
50 shades of grey?
Shadowvoid 33
No, the little mermaid
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Actually, it was Jack and Jill.
confusedAsFuck 34
Don't be stupid, it clearly was Mamma Mia..
robohobosapien 5
You got the wrong color. It's 50 Shades of Green
123ika 16
It's all ogre now atleast
HeWhoIsNameless 9
Casablanca?
B1ackthesun 31
Don't be stupid. It was clearly Rosemary's Baby
brittaaany_93 38
Damn. I thought it was Titanic!
False_Stupidity 42
Gremlins?
MrBoredomioo 18
the shining
tdawg91 17
My money is on "gone with the wind"
BakedTaters 16
No, it has to be Jaws.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Was it Back to the Future?