Today, trying to get some much needed rest, I heard my neighbors fighting loudly. When they finally quit, they left a DVD on, directly behind my wall: Spongebob, with the menu tune on loop. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally had some alone time to relax and watch a movie. As soon as I pressed play, my neighbor started blasting their music so loud I could feel the bass in my chest. I tried calling the landlord, but they didn't answer. I ended up watching the movie with subtitles while listening to my neighbor's music. FML
Today, I finally got tired of my neighbors constantly blaring their obnoxious rap music all hours of the day and night. Trying to be funny, I put Baby Shark on a loop and turned my speakers all the way up. They called the cops on me. FML
Today, my neighbor got a ridiculous surround sound system that sounds like Jurassic fucking Park come to life. My walls are literally shaking. I tried asking nicely for them to turn it down. They told me to fuck off, and that if I call the cops with a noise complaint, well… they know where I live. FML
Today, my neighbours came to yell at me as they could hear my "shit music" through my window during the afternoon, so I turned it off. They then began to play their definition of "quality music" into the late hours of the night. I was listening to the Beatles. They blasted Nicki Minaj. FML
Today, my neighbors in the apartment above me yet again had a loud fight, well past midnight while I was trying to sleep. I stood on my bed and pounded on the ceiling to shut them up. And now I'll have to explain the two fist-shaped holes in the ceiling to my landlord. FML
Today, my brother was doing an extremely annoying Shrek impression, so I turned the TV on in a desperate attempt to drown him out. You'll never guess what movie was on. FML
Today, after my old downstairs neighbor, who would come upstairs to bang on my door and yell at me every time she heard a sound from me at all times of the day, had finally moved out, it became clear that my new downstairs neighbor gets drunk and yells at the TV in the early hours of the morning. FML
Today, I was called an "inconsiderate scum bucket" by my neighbor because I allowed my loud alarm to go on too long before silencing it. The only reason that I sleep through my alarm is because I have to wear earplugs, as they have their TV on maximum volume until 4am. FML
Today, I had to study for an important test but I could barely focus because my roommate had his music blasting at full volume. Since we get along well, I decided to put up with it. I just found out he forgot to turn it off and left over 6 hours ago. FML
Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML
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Top comments
ojjasper123 9
Are you hating on spongebob?
BasketGhost 17
Are ya feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?
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Comments (106)
Despereaux 15
Oh, I'm sorry OP. Have you tried explaining to them that they're being too loud and that you need to sleep?
HowAreYouToday 34
op could try headphones or something
Weird_situations 13
Yeah, or reporting them?
HKCgrimmjow 15
What are the chances... I've been stuck listening to that same tune on loop (unless sponge bob has many tunes) for possibly hours... I feel for you OP, it drove me nuts.
Rainhawk94 27
Op did you try telling them to turn it to wumbo
incoherentrmblr 22
At least it was two cats going back and forth also, unlike the other FML on here...
ojjasper123 9
Are you hating on spongebob?
TheCrispyCat 20
Spongebob can get extremely annoying.
moonsalt 20
Especially when most of us turn out to be Squidward.
Ziggy122 15
Old Spongebob was great. Post-movie Spongebob is annoying as ****.
pinkster2014 25
Yeah, I miss old spongebob
girlrome 19
Couldn't they hear it? Or did they sit down to watch spongebob after the fighting? :D
RedPillSucks 33
Sponge bob is to cover up the sexy time noises.
Ins0mau 20
It's certainly a favourite love making soundtrack.
chevygirl23 17
Oh God I couldn't handle that. Couldn't you just knock on the door and politely ask them to turn it down?
Sammeydw 22
At least it wasn't Barney..
TheMDragon 7
If you live in an apartment building just report them. If you confront them it will probably lead to more problems.
worldclassrager 41
Ear plugs for the win...
BasketGhost 17
Are ya feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?
Pleonasm 36
They SOILED IT...SOILED IT...SOILED IT
Trin_Tran 26
"I CAN'T HEAR YOU" doesn't work so much this time .
davidpropert 32
Aye aye captain!
rich443 22
ohhhhhhhh who lives in a pineapple under the sea
masterof1 7
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTIES
Chris93Jones 20
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTALOONS
skyttlz 32
Nautical nonsense be somethin you wish
pinkster2014 25
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS :D
brainymes 30
Betcha know for sure who lives in a pineapple under the sea now.
klorehore 24
I assume you tried communicating with them somehow to make them tune down, if not I'd call the cops on those d-bags. I do not tolerate my sleep getting messed with.