Today, the boy I have crush on at school announced that his family were moving to Australia. My friend thought that it would be funny to spread a rumour that I was moving too, in order to follow him. Everyone has heard it, and unfortunately everyone believes it, including him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I came across the topic of school while chatting. He asked me what high school I went to and where I moved from. I have lived here my whole life, he was my crush for four years, and was in my classes throughout those years. He doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I found out that if you lose contact with people in your previous school, they decide to spread rumors about you and make everyone believe that you're dead. FML
Today, when I was unpacking all of my stuff, my parents declared that they are going to live in Australia, and have found me a 'friend'. I am a 14 year old girl at boarding school, and my friend is my new foster mum. FML
Today, as I recently starting having a huge crush on this one guy, my friend told me she told him about the crush, and that he reacted positively. I made a move, only to find out he has a partner. I've tried distancing myself to get over him but he befriended all my friends and is now in our group chat, and the crush has only intensified. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been telling several people that my fiancé and I will be moving into her house for the foreseeable future. All because we're moving to a city close by for jobs and are still searching for housing. I found this out from several of the people she told. FML
Today, a "friend" of mine told everyone that I had a crush on a girl I used to be really good friends with 2 years ago. I never liked her that way, and had said that only to hide the fact that I'm gay and don't feel safe with boys. Her current boyfriend is seriously annoyed with me. FML
Today, I learnt through others that my crush will be emigrating to the US in a month's time. We've known each other for almost three years but I'm too afraid to say it. But then we will never cross paths again. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, my classmates refuse to believe I have a girlfriend, all because I said she goes to a different school. She actually does, but apparently too many fakers have used that as an excuse for it to have any credibility. FML
Today, I teasingly asked my crush why he never came to visit me in my dorm. He said that all his friends there had moved out and gotten apartments, so he had no reason to go to my dorm. Oh. I thought we were friends. FML
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_THE_MASTER_ 0
BURN!! for real, tho... that's kinda funny and all, but your friend is a big douche.
StanFJones 0
How did the lad take it? Was he excited or creeped?
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Comments (97)
_THE_MASTER_ 0
BURN!! for real, tho... that's kinda funny and all, but your friend is a big douche.
Zhejan 0
In Soviet Russia, crushes follow you!
sublime93 0
I love your Russia comments
jakedmagic 0
Really? They make me want to kill that guy...
StanFJones 0
How did the lad take it? Was he excited or creeped?
well_this_sucks 0
im guessing creeped out.. otherwise why would this be on FML? hahaha
Apocalyptus 0
Well everyone will soon figure it out when you don't actually disappear to Aus anyway, so no big deal.
22jrdn55 15
YDI for sharing stories and feelings with your family and for not asking the boy out. CREEPER
22jrdn55 15
sorry i meant friend
sucktobeyou 0
YDI for sharing friend and feelings with your family and for not asking the boy out ???
tan_was_here 0
wahoo! Australiaaaaaaaaaa (Y) Hate to say it, but he'll love it here!
Starayo 1
Sure, if he loves thinly veiled intolerance of anything not christian and white he'll love it here.
wbrycem 0
Because we all know there's NOTHING ELSE to enjoy in Australia. Douche bag.
karlos_fml 0
Considering your profile says that you live in Australia, it interests me why you have such a negative view of Australia. Your bad experience is definitely uncommon, considering Australia is known for its multicultural community.
karlos_fml 0
Opps.. Double Post
HitList 0
Just becuse Australia is a multicultural community doesn't mean they accept who lives there. Australian's are racist!
00754chan 0
Ahah , we Aussies are nothing but racists! We only accept those of our own cultural background, which completely contradicts the idea of multicultralism. but, nevertheless, Australia is an amazing place to live. the weather is amazing, the landscape is beautiful & once you've found you're little niche and the place you belong in, then everything is perfectt. I'd suggest to anyone planning on moving to another country to move to Australia (Y)
chillpillplz 0
Your comment doesn't exactly encourage people to go there...
Seanoh 0
Mate I'm a white Aussie male from Melbourne. I don't follow any religion, 3 of my best mates are gay, sri lankan, and indian. Theres alot of people like me,
aussiegirlsydney 0
girl, you are out of wack!! I live in Sydney and go to school in the city, and my best friends are Indian, Sri Lankan, Chinese, Korean, Aussie... one is half Iranian. My boyfriend is half Lebanese and New-Zealander. Speak for yourself, you sound like one of the terrible racists that doesn't deserve the opportunities that this beautiful country has to offer. Grow up
m311 6
Iol Melbourne has the worst weather. nonetheless I love it here..
Person000 0
I've heard rumors like "Austrailians hate Indians." I'm sure they are the same as the stereotypes about Americans, like we are all fat, idiot, George W Bush loving assholes. It is only true for a small percentage and is only well known because the media focuses on them. So don't listen to the stereotypes you here about Austrailians, they are probably mainly wrong aswell.
skizza_fml 3
australia's pretty cool to live in just don't go to Tasmania and it's all good but we're far from racist our government gives them everything they could ever want and they still complain about us, Australian government needs to get in to gear and start treating them the same as they treat Aussie born Australians, especially the illegal immigrants
Intoxicunt 6
Um, so follow him. :)
lm_wfc 0
ahaha
Megadeth_fml 0
I Love Australia I'd Move
ElMundio87 0
apparently the OP is a well known creeper if the rumour spread that quickly, and was actually believed.
fawfulster 11
Not really... S/He might as well be a hated lad (those that the whole school hates for stupid or unknown reasons)... Those guys get the largest piece of shit cake.
rukusrazor 0
You sound pathetic.