Today, my older brother called me in the middle of the night to describe to me, in painstaking elaborate detail, the Yamaha commercial he'd just watched. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
Today, my brother called me up. He said he needed to talk to me. Whenever someone says that, I naturally I get nervous. He said, "I gave one of my friends your number." I was shocked and asked why. "Your life makes me sad." FML
Today, while working as a police dispatcher, I took a call for a motorcycle accident that occurred near my house. After obtaining all the essential information I realized the rider was my brother. He doesn't own a motorcycle, but I do. FML
Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML
Today, my little brother got a violin. FML
Today, I was babysitting my younger brother while my parents were away. I turned my back on my brother for one minute and then I heard a huge crash from their room. He had somehow destroyed a family heirloom and 200 year-old clock. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, my brother was doing an extremely annoying Shrek impression, so I turned the TV on in a desperate attempt to drown him out. You'll never guess what movie was on. FML
Today, I was laying on the couch, listening to music. I guess my brother noticed that I was yawning a lot, because when I opened my mouth and yawned again, he dropped one of his rancid toenail clippings into my mouth, then broke into hysterical laughter at my freaking out. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML
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Memnoc 26
Maybe....... Hang up?
Jackey 29
Was it the commercial with the Blue and White bike with yellow stripes? There was a single guy, in black leather pants, a black leather jacket, and there was a single yellow stipe on the right side of his mirrored black helmet. He had the face mask down, and was already straddling the bike, and he had an apparent 2-inch heel on his black riding boots. I was surprised because they looked more western than bike. Was there a disclaimer stating the filming was being down on a closed-circuit track with a professional rider? Right before the tempo of the music picked up and the rider gunned the motor before taking off down the track with the slogan "Revs Your Heart" being said by an unseen announcer, before the commercial fades to the next advertisement?
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Memnoc 26
Maybe....... Hang up?
Jackey 29
Was it the commercial with the Blue and White bike with yellow stripes? There was a single guy, in black leather pants, a black leather jacket, and there was a single yellow stipe on the right side of his mirrored black helmet. He had the face mask down, and was already straddling the bike, and he had an apparent 2-inch heel on his black riding boots. I was surprised because they looked more western than bike. Was there a disclaimer stating the filming was being down on a closed-circuit track with a professional rider? Right before the tempo of the music picked up and the rider gunned the motor before taking off down the track with the slogan "Revs Your Heart" being said by an unseen announcer, before the commercial fades to the next advertisement?
riley873 21
was he high😳
StagGT 13
I see no issue with this
BurnInDemonFire 39
Did it have Keanu Reeves in it? Dude is everywhere right now.
carrs2154 9
why didn't you just hang up. ydi