poopexperttt
United States
Today, my brother started a new tradition: sending me pictures of every poop he takes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Check this bad boy out
Today, my brother, a plumber, was called to unblock a toilet. Whenever this occurs, he takes a photo of it and sends it to me. It always seems to happen around meal time. FML
qwerty
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Anonymous
Join in the fun
Today, after discovering my grown-up kids have sent poop pictures to each other since they were teenagers, I had an epic poop that looked like a question mark. So I finally lowered myself to their level and sent a picture of it to them. It got sent to my boss by accident. FML
oh for f*cks sake
Prague, Czech Republic
Today, my baby brother learned to remove his nappy. He immediately used this new skill to shit all over my room. FML
Anonymous
Springfield, United States
Today, I went on a blind date with a friend of a friend. It went okay, so we exchanged numbers. An hour later, he started messaging me, asking for pictures of my poop. What.. the... hell? FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got a 'Good Morning' text from my boyfriend. Since I hadn't gotten one of those in a while, I thought it was rather nice. That is, until I saw the picture that accompanied it. It was of him, sitting on the toilet and taking a shit. FML
Anonymous
Today, my brother has two broken arms and needs help wiping his own ass. Bonus, he has bad diarrhoea from the food poisoning he got from the shrimp he made me hand-feed him yesterday. FML
IPicasso
Today, my brother sent me over a dozen screenshots from his phone, because he couldn't work out why it wasn't capturing all the paint he'd managed to smear on the screen. FML
lexiibabe
Attleboro, United States
Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
btchzloveit
United States
Today, after 4 months of no family contact while deployed in the military, I receive an email from my mother. Attached was a picture of a toilet full of green shit, with a message from my mom saying, "Seen neon poo before? Thought I would share!" FML
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gc327072 31
Every piss I make, every shit I take, I'll be texting you.
DocBastard 40
Email filters exist for a reason. Start sending his emails straight to the e-toilet.
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Comments (69)
Airman1988 9
God help you on the first day he has something like Taco Bell....some things can never be unseen.
NeDaroft 5
That's a new one lol
saintsrocksocks 10
Unfortunately, you're, "original," comment is not a "new one."
TheNewGuy03 29
29, not only did you use excessive punctuation, but you used the wrong "your." Check thyself, lest ye wreck thyself.
BioncaLuLu69 3
Jigggidy check URSELF be4 U wreck yoself!!!! Anybody remember that song? No? Okay then.....
CountMango 5
Reminding anyone else of the How I Met Your Mother episode referencing a similar tradition?
christopherryan 0
So now it's your turn to retaliate. Take a picture of your poop and then send it to him while he's eating dinner
vertigoisarat 8
This is a somewhat common phenomenon. My brother and his friends do it. They call it "shexting." He even has a date and time log of every one he takes. No pun intended.
thebacons200212 5
You said log.
thebacons200212 5
You said log.
twhitenight123 16
My brother and his friends also do it. But without the time log.
123man 11
If you're a woman, send him pictures of your monthly womanly bodily excretions.
KiddNYC1O 22
So poetically delivered =]
UsagiArwen 23
I don't know what kind of phone you have, op, but if it's a smart phone, go into your settings in your text messaging, and make sure you go to multimedia message settings. Make sure you aren't auto-retrieving those messages. That way, you have the option whether or not to actually see his messages. I don't know if you can do this or something similar to this in any phone that's not an android. But if you can change your settings, just tell your brother he can send all the "crap" he wants, and that you aren't going to see any of it. If I were you, I'd tell him not to expect that I'll see anything important that he wants me to, because I've filtered his "crap" out. If you can't filter him, sorry Op. I seriously gotta wonder about your brother's maturity level.
Ugi 27
Your brother is deranged.
perdix 31
I hope you're a gastroenterologist, and not Dirty Sanchez himself.
patacus 14
im pretty sure pictures of poop are considered modern art these days. but only if taken with instagram.