Today, I got a call from my younger brother's school to pick him up immediately. He had a test today, but he had the brilliant idea that by telling everyone he had head lice, he could go home. I had to leave work to pick him up, and now I have to take him to a doctor so they can see if he can go back. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML
Today, I received an urgent call from my son's nursery asking me to collect him, saying he was, "lethargic, complaining about being ill and crying." I get there and he's running around, playing, and admitted that he just wanted to come home. They still made me take him home. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. I thought I was getting promoted because my sales had been really high lately. My boss shut his door behind me and asked me if I could comb his hair with a lice comb to get rid of his lice. I had to do it to keep my job. FML
Today, I found out my son kept quiet about having head lice for a week. He's 14. FML
Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML
Today, I got head lice, so I went to a store to buy medicated shampoo. When checking out the cashier saw my shampoo and asked me to leave immediately to protect the other customers. He didn't let me buy the shampoo. FML
Today I got a call from my daughter's school, because she claimed that she couldn't see out of her right eye. I panicked and went to pick her up. On the way to the emergency room, she turns to me and says, "I'm fine. I didn't want to take a test." FML
Today, I thought about going to visit an old girlfriend of mine with hopes of getting a little head. Unfortunately, I didn't know it would be head lice I'd get. FML
Today, my brother and I got food poisoning because of the shady chicken subs we ate last night. Our mom thinks we're faking it and sent us to school anyway. I'm coming to you live from a school toilet while missing a test. FML
Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML
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Top comments
BadPinkKitty07 0
lice, lice, baby!
youdidwhatnow 0
Haha, I love your brother.
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Comments (65)
BadPinkKitty07 0
lice, lice, baby!
h_langston12 0
lmfao@^ but OP, that sucks.
tisiphone_fml 0
I know... I wouldn't have seen the light of day for weeks!
tomc666 0
I replied to bomber no 1
nothingbutnet003 0
you sir, have earned a steaming hot pile of win. and to the OP, i'd say karma took care of your bro for you :D
youdidwhatnow 0
Haha, I love your brother.
Sun_Kissed18 25
Conniving little one, no? I would have never thought of that. I could have used it today! Damn, oh well
baseball6917 8
her little brother is definitely winning. lol
Luckster 0
I would have had one hell of a punishment if I ever pulled that stunt off! I really hope your brother gets in trouble for this, OP.
iankennedy17 0
this sounds more like a retarded facebook status. leave the bullshit of fml, we don't give a shit.....
itsucks12 0
should have raised him better.
050294 0
It was his brother, dumbass.
MadeOfAwesome 1
This doesn't sound like an FML, more like an entertaining anecdote. And that WAS a brilliant idea, actually.
Pointy130 0
Yeah. That kid will go places.
chaos753159 4
like jail or the white house?
alexandraa_fml 0
Whats the difference?
riku3220 2
Good idea until he realizes that he'll have to stay after school one day or stay in during recess to take the test!!!
mshafty 0
Wow your bother is clever. I think he has a nice career ahead of him as a con man.
youdidwhatnow 0
Or a congressman.
krnmafia92 0
What's the difference?
toxic10uhc 0
zing.
robb23 0
lmfao @ the cogressmen, and the zing
meenz 0
LMFAO!!
what_the_fail 0
Your brothers awesome! His idea was smart
Tikwichka 5
It is a win for all; the boy gets off school and out of his test and the OP gets to leave work early!
Luckster 0
In this economy, unless someone is dying and you need to be there, it is never a good thing to leave work early.