poopexperttt
United States
Today, my brother started a new tradition: sending me pictures of every poop he takes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Check this bad boy out
Today, my brother, a plumber, was called to unblock a toilet. Whenever this occurs, he takes a photo of it and sends it to me. It always seems to happen around meal time. FML
qwerty
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Anonymous
Join in the fun
Today, after discovering my grown-up kids have sent poop pictures to each other since they were teenagers, I had an epic poop that looked like a question mark. So I finally lowered myself to their level and sent a picture of it to them. It got sent to my boss by accident. FML
oh for f*cks sake
Prague, Czech Republic
Today, my baby brother learned to remove his nappy. He immediately used this new skill to shit all over my room. FML
Anonymous
Springfield, United States
Today, I went on a blind date with a friend of a friend. It went okay, so we exchanged numbers. An hour later, he started messaging me, asking for pictures of my poop. What.. the... hell? FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got a 'Good Morning' text from my boyfriend. Since I hadn't gotten one of those in a while, I thought it was rather nice. That is, until I saw the picture that accompanied it. It was of him, sitting on the toilet and taking a shit. FML
Anonymous
Today, my brother has two broken arms and needs help wiping his own ass. Bonus, he has bad diarrhoea from the food poisoning he got from the shrimp he made me hand-feed him yesterday. FML
IPicasso
Today, my brother sent me over a dozen screenshots from his phone, because he couldn't work out why it wasn't capturing all the paint he'd managed to smear on the screen. FML
lexiibabe
Attleboro, United States
Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
btchzloveit
United States
Today, after 4 months of no family contact while deployed in the military, I receive an email from my mother. Attached was a picture of a toilet full of green shit, with a message from my mom saying, "Seen neon poo before? Thought I would share!" FML
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gc327072 31
Every piss I make, every shit I take, I'll be texting you.
DocBastard 40
Email filters exist for a reason. Start sending his emails straight to the e-toilet.
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Comments (69)
Myo_fml 20
Would you rather he send you a picture after every time he's rubbed one out?
qr_fml 21
Wow my brother and my cousin does this. Their relationship is weird.
cysanleigh 13
My hubby and his brother have been doing this for months now. I'll be using his phone and a random dump will pop up when I least expect it. Poop wars? Come on!!!!
Prettybaux 6
If you're a girl send him pictures of your bloody tampons until he stops
BeachBum63 0
Well, don't have such a shitty attitude about it ... He's just showing some love..
The_F3rris 11
Dont be a party pooper. Send him pics of yours right back.
88vivera 9
How old is ur brother? Because that is just gross
lumberjack610 1
Hahahahha my friend and I did that to each other for months and it only got worse because neither of us would admit defeat. I suggest ignoring them
twochainzzzz 0
That's awesome he's the man
aaron54345 3
Send him a real one.