poopexperttt
United States
Today, my brother started a new tradition: sending me pictures of every poop he takes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Check this bad boy out
Today, my brother, a plumber, was called to unblock a toilet. Whenever this occurs, he takes a photo of it and sends it to me. It always seems to happen around meal time. FML
qwerty
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Anonymous
Join in the fun
Today, after discovering my grown-up kids have sent poop pictures to each other since they were teenagers, I had an epic poop that looked like a question mark. So I finally lowered myself to their level and sent a picture of it to them. It got sent to my boss by accident. FML
oh for f*cks sake
Prague, Czech Republic
Today, my baby brother learned to remove his nappy. He immediately used this new skill to shit all over my room. FML
Anonymous
Springfield, United States
Today, I went on a blind date with a friend of a friend. It went okay, so we exchanged numbers. An hour later, he started messaging me, asking for pictures of my poop. What.. the... hell? FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got a 'Good Morning' text from my boyfriend. Since I hadn't gotten one of those in a while, I thought it was rather nice. That is, until I saw the picture that accompanied it. It was of him, sitting on the toilet and taking a shit. FML
Anonymous
Today, my brother has two broken arms and needs help wiping his own ass. Bonus, he has bad diarrhoea from the food poisoning he got from the shrimp he made me hand-feed him yesterday. FML
IPicasso
Today, my brother sent me over a dozen screenshots from his phone, because he couldn't work out why it wasn't capturing all the paint he'd managed to smear on the screen. FML
lexiibabe
Attleboro, United States
Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
btchzloveit
United States
Today, after 4 months of no family contact while deployed in the military, I receive an email from my mother. Attached was a picture of a toilet full of green shit, with a message from my mom saying, "Seen neon poo before? Thought I would share!" FML
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gc327072 31
Every piss I make, every shit I take, I'll be texting you.
DocBastard 40
Email filters exist for a reason. Start sending his emails straight to the e-toilet.
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Comments (69)
Doortje 30
Ahh, the perks of having brothers.. I have three, and they're equally crazy.
XxskyelovexX 13
My step dad does that to if friend while his friend is at work to gross him out lol
thecovert 7
Start a twitter account for them and be sure to give proper credit. :-)
iloveryan052710 8
Ew
BlakeSaysRawr 7
#60- How would you know that? Part of me thinks you're probably an only child. This is just the way that sibling's are, it has nothing to do with OP mistreating his/her brother. And depending on the phone, you do have to look at it. OP- If you talk to him about it but he still sends the pictures, I would block his number.
Sinkhole 26
The thing with siblings is that you don't need to do anything in order for them to want to torture you like that.
HerpaderpMeg 12
send him pictures when you're on your period. That'll show him'
TheyCallMeDamien 18
He'd get straight blocked.
choff47436 4
I would forward all of his pics to his Facebook page to show the world his new tradition.
Metallica36176 16
Been there, done that. I have a brother too and I have seen some weird shit (no pun intended). One time he ate so much watermelon, thats the way it came out. Pink with seeds. FYL op....