Today, after discovering my grown-up kids have sent poop pictures to each other since they were teenagers, I had an epic poop that looked like a question mark. So I finally lowered myself to their level and sent a picture of it to them. It got sent to my boss by accident. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got an email from a colleague with a picture in it of shit on the toilet seat. The email said, "Not pointing fingers but I left you out of the last email." I pee a lot and so I use the toilet a lot. I think everyone at work thinks it was me. FML
Today, I (admittedly dumbly) AI generated pictures of my boss as a joke with my coworkers. They asked me to send them to them but instead I ended up sending it to my boss. A bunch of them were him extremely obese or with his ass out. I can't unsend. FML
Today, I was texting my crush and I wanted to send him a cute emoji to show I was thinking of him. Instead of sending the "heart eyes" emoji, I hit the "poop" emoji. The worst part? He responded with, "Yeah, I'm a piece of shit, thanks for reminding me." FML
Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML
Today, I took a massive shit and flushed the toilet, but it apparently didn’t flush properly. My mom then entered the bathroom, took a picture of my shit, and showed it to everyone she knows. She doesn’t understand why I’m embarrassed, and thinks that I should instead "take pride" in my giant poop. FML
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, while taking a rather large crap, I sent my sister a joking text saying, "I'm shitting my ass inside out." Turns out I sent it to my entire list of contacts. FML
Today, I accidently sent that my butthole was on fire to a group chat with my boss. FML
Today, my mom showed my girlfriend a picture of me crying when I pooped in the bathtub. FML
Today, my brother started a new tradition: sending me pictures of every poop he takes. FML
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Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
I'm gonna be "that guy"... What the **** is wrong with your family?
kfchicken 31
the intention was cute kinda, but always double check who you're sending things to
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Comments (7)
RichardPencil 32
Was it heart-shaped?
jfigley 5
Umm oops...
kfchicken 31
the intention was cute kinda, but always double check who you're sending things to
ViviMage 40
I know your work is shitty, your boss is shitty, but....
BurnInDemonFire 39
I'm gonna be "that guy"... What the **** is wrong with your family?
lev 11
YDI for "lowering yourself to their level".
TeraBaap 21
pics or it didn't happen