poopexperttt
United States
Today, my brother started a new tradition: sending me pictures of every poop he takes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Check this bad boy out
Today, my brother, a plumber, was called to unblock a toilet. Whenever this occurs, he takes a photo of it and sends it to me. It always seems to happen around meal time. FML
qwerty
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Anonymous
Join in the fun
Today, after discovering my grown-up kids have sent poop pictures to each other since they were teenagers, I had an epic poop that looked like a question mark. So I finally lowered myself to their level and sent a picture of it to them. It got sent to my boss by accident. FML
oh for f*cks sake
Prague, Czech Republic
Today, my baby brother learned to remove his nappy. He immediately used this new skill to shit all over my room. FML
Anonymous
Springfield, United States
Today, I went on a blind date with a friend of a friend. It went okay, so we exchanged numbers. An hour later, he started messaging me, asking for pictures of my poop. What.. the... hell? FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got a 'Good Morning' text from my boyfriend. Since I hadn't gotten one of those in a while, I thought it was rather nice. That is, until I saw the picture that accompanied it. It was of him, sitting on the toilet and taking a shit. FML
Anonymous
Today, my brother has two broken arms and needs help wiping his own ass. Bonus, he has bad diarrhoea from the food poisoning he got from the shrimp he made me hand-feed him yesterday. FML
IPicasso
Today, my brother sent me over a dozen screenshots from his phone, because he couldn't work out why it wasn't capturing all the paint he'd managed to smear on the screen. FML
lexiibabe
Attleboro, United States
Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
btchzloveit
United States
Today, after 4 months of no family contact while deployed in the military, I receive an email from my mother. Attached was a picture of a toilet full of green shit, with a message from my mom saying, "Seen neon poo before? Thought I would share!" FML
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gc327072 31
Every piss I make, every shit I take, I'll be texting you.
DocBastard 40
Email filters exist for a reason. Start sending his emails straight to the e-toilet.
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DocBastard 40
Email filters exist for a reason. Start sending his emails straight to the e-toilet.
ColdplaySucks 18
Unless he sends them via texts. Then you have to glance at the shit before deleting them.
gc327072 31
Every piss I make, every shit I take, I'll be texting you.
dressedskeleton 10
Tell him you're sick of all his shit.
LolFMLnot 10
Start a new tradition and post it on his Facebook wall
BatteryAddict 11
18 - -Oh can't you see, this turd came from me. -Please stop sending me these, will ever leave me at peace?
BatteryAddict 11
That wasn't funny, I assume. :/ Sorry if I phrased that wrong too. English isn't my first language.
makeupjunkie 5
Ratemypoo.com anyone?
whyusofat 17
Wow! That shit sounds amazing :D
habibiiiiiii 2
Op should get revenge by taking his phone and sending the pics to everyone in his contact list
ilikeyourturtle 4
18- 69th liker of your comment. f*ck yeea.
mpalmiter4717 8
Love the song reference lol
gc327072 31
62- fifth thumb down of your comment. Boss status.
Goldenchest 14
37 - "Look at my brother's poop!" Everyone: "uh... cool story bro?"
kewlkate 9
Hey, regular bowel movements, baby! That's got to count for something! He's probably just one of those strange people that's proud enough to display it.
Welshite 40
Return the favor.
Bakarra 22
No...just no...that's a "wrong address text message" FML waiting to happen
ShawnzieNstuff 6
Poop wars!
guy24 9
Return to sender.
Carli_M 8
Post in on Facebook or something and then tag him in it
destroyer69 0
No what needs to be done is she needs to switch her # with a girl he likes or if he is in a relationship his wife/gf and then he will be sending the pics to the wrong person.
onealmxwilson 18
Wow that's so weird. My brother does the exact same thing to me...
K410 18
Ya by "dumping" him :D
jenniiienyc 5
I thought my brother was weird. He's got nothing on yours.
loveistwisted 10
My brother is 10x worse than this :/
3yellowzebras 19
My bro does this with his boss, now that's wierd
buca100 4
Your profile just screams American.
jenniiienyc 5
Is that bad?
vishus 2
In your case, yes.
jenniiienyc 5
Oh yes. How dare I love things that sparkle. I must really be a doozie of an American. Judgmental people aren't the greatest:)
flutter4 7
I just threw up a little
outoftown 27
#5, Your profile says you are a mom and have visited FML 160+ times... and you don't have a strong stomach YET?! On the other hand, FML is a great dieting device.
Feared 9
Start sending him pictures of something you know will gross him out, after every picture he sends you. That should stop him. Try reddit. You'll find some Helpful photos there.
TheDrifter 24
Might I suggest the photos section on various viral and fungal infections of the nether regions?
Feared 9
There actually is a subreddit call r/lookatmypoop . Don't ask me how I know that.
outstandtacular 11
I'd just send him pictures of a blue waffle.
Nabee143 3
OMG if I got a picture of a blue waffle, I would barf! That is disgusting!
senbonzakura90 3
Well you're the poopexpert so I can see why
Hiimhaileypotter 53
This reminds me of the FML where the person's brother was a plumber and did the same thing.
TxCountryBeauty 10
Is that what it is?? I couldn't remember! I thought it was the brother sending pics of his own... I knew it looked familiar though. 2 people that do the same thing that's gross!
couturedoll 7
I'm seriously wondering how old your brother is.
makeupjunkie 5
Sounds like someone needs to block their bro-ha.
WiseGuy79 14
Clearly your family has issues haha
mrs_bruno_mars 14
Nope, just the brother.