Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, I finally met my girlfriend's family. When it was time for dinner, I was sent upstairs to get her brother. When I walked in, he was laid out on his bed getting a rimjob from his cousin. FML
Today, my brother sent me a dick pic. FML
Today, I entered the bathroom to discover that my brother had left semen and filthy water all over the floor and counter. I confronted him and demanded that he clean it up. My parents heard, sighed, and sent me back into the bathroom to clean it up myself. The towel was soaked too. FML
Today, my brother woke me up by hitting me in the face with a rubber dildo. FML
Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, I got my dick sucked. Unfortunately, it was by the vacuum nozzle my cousin stuck down my pants. FML
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Top comments
tldrDL 11
*looks at location* yeah, exactly.
19990231 29
Was he cleaning inside the closet?
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Comments (193)
tldrDL 11
*looks at location* yeah, exactly.
JustinJK 21
I looked for a location as well. This has to be a nome. omg
Nico_di_AngeloX 13
Holy shit, that was my exact reaction.
TheNewGuy03 29
This is too good (bad) to be true. Gay incest in West freaking Virginia...? Are they trying to prove the stereotypes right?!
ohSNAPyall 27
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Jackass.
rustybucket 24
That's exactly what I thought!
p_nafnaf_fml 12
Can anyone explain to me?
JM1998 2
Im from WV...this post better be face cause if it isnt then god damn stereotypes happen because of stupid shit like this
Ale1490 7
West Virginia was a confederate state. So, people call them confederates and the joke with that is that Southerners have sexual contact with their cousins.
Namenlos_fml 20
West Virginia was not a confederate state. In fact, Virginia seceding is why West Virginia came to exist. It was part of Virginia, but when Virginia decided to secede, the Virginians in the west of the state decided they didn't want to secede, and split from Virginia to stay with the Union. Kind of ironic when you think about it.....
magicviper1 15
I incest you not
CODplayer4lyfe 24
I've heard many incest stories, but this is the first real gay incest I've seen in pretty sure
stingray112 24
Incest is wincest
Haidy 9
hahah winchesters
TheLostCauseFML 40
If I had a Winchester for a brother... we would have both lost our virginities the same night.. know what I mean?
layonnaroby 12
I swear! Even though it's pretty disgusting G
Nathan_Henry 15
Well I guess you could say he blew your mind also
nesteremily 31
Yeah just..no.
MidnaLink 35
What the ****!?
Tannasgh 22
WTF...
19990231 29
Was he cleaning inside the closet?
mitchell360 13
Lmao too good
DMA0712 22
Brain bleach?
josh8215 21
How distasteful.
DBJ99 14
Everyone thumbs-downed this but I think he means because it's his cousin, not the fact that it's gay
BlameTheOwls 14
It's a pun about ********...the FML community hates puns.
mercumorr 20
every top comment is a pun.
DoomSkuller 28
The FML community hates puns that don't work or work poorly.
dannidoll93 24
And that's why you always knock...
NineeCat 32
And that's why you don't polish knobs, under the guise of weak lies.
RedPillSucks 33
while I agree, that would have been a hard truth to tell... *can you leave us alone for a while so I can wet my cousins willy?*