Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, I finally met my girlfriend's family. When it was time for dinner, I was sent upstairs to get her brother. When I walked in, he was laid out on his bed getting a rimjob from his cousin. FML
Today, my brother sent me a dick pic. FML
Today, I entered the bathroom to discover that my brother had left semen and filthy water all over the floor and counter. I confronted him and demanded that he clean it up. My parents heard, sighed, and sent me back into the bathroom to clean it up myself. The towel was soaked too. FML
Today, my brother woke me up by hitting me in the face with a rubber dildo. FML
Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, I got my dick sucked. Unfortunately, it was by the vacuum nozzle my cousin stuck down my pants. FML
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Top comments
tldrDL 11
*looks at location* yeah, exactly.
19990231 29
Was he cleaning inside the closet?
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Comments (193)
cjfred 13
It's amazing what some people will do to enlist help so they don't have to clean the room by themselves.
cheshireau 26
In the words of Ace Ventura: Alllllrighty then.
shinikageWolf 15
Keep it in the family? Incest is the best?
Chicagoillinois 18
Incest is the best so he put his cousin to the test..
PhinIt2WinIt 24
to pass the test he has to undress
TheLostCauseFML 40
Makes me wish I had a brother... just kidding. My sister already ****** our cousin. I don't want sloppy seconds. Just kidding, he's not my type.
ArturoJames 13
Ya ****** ruined it!
chriss2015 13
I really hope it was a cousin by marriage. Still doesn't make it okay. FYL OP.
MidnaLink 35
That or adoption on either part is the only thing that makes sense.
MRSwick2525 23
I am hoping to GOD that this is fake. As a matter of fact I am just going go roll with it being fake.. Not because its two men, after all I am gay, but simply because of the situation. FYL Indeed OP!!!!
mbock 15
WEST VIRGINIA!!!! wooooooo
sparkledoge 29
Wat
TheLostCauseFML 40
Why does this have so many negative comments? I mean... it's not like they said anything like.. Twat knuckles... But 'Wat' is not acceptable? Okay then...
MisstressNicole 20
Half siblings can have different cousins as well. It's still pretty wtf but it could be worse.
THEDUDE1553566 24
Gross