Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, I finally met my girlfriend's family. When it was time for dinner, I was sent upstairs to get her brother. When I walked in, he was laid out on his bed getting a rimjob from his cousin. FML
Today, my brother sent me a dick pic. FML
Today, I entered the bathroom to discover that my brother had left semen and filthy water all over the floor and counter. I confronted him and demanded that he clean it up. My parents heard, sighed, and sent me back into the bathroom to clean it up myself. The towel was soaked too. FML
Today, my brother woke me up by hitting me in the face with a rubber dildo. FML
Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, I got my dick sucked. Unfortunately, it was by the vacuum nozzle my cousin stuck down my pants. FML
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Top comments
tldrDL 11
*looks at location* yeah, exactly.
19990231 29
Was he cleaning inside the closet?
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Comments (193)
XtremeHeat 14
Isn't your cousin also his cousin?
backdoorman010 9
Jerry jerry jerry!!!!
Starlight1029 18
God dammit, this is why we West Virginians get this kind of rep. Despite what others think, I promise this isn't the norm here. Admittedly though, it can be dangerous to get married here if you and your family have been there for awhile. Because hardly anyone that grows up in WV ever seems to leave, and it's a small state. Just about everyone is related to everyone. -_-
tiredofwaiting 25
That's why you always knock before entering a room.
soulreaper12296 28
How old are said brother and cousin?
Cringey 18
Well, you're in west virginia....
shivamb 19
Gay Incest?
ChristinePi 36
My cousin? Shouldn't it be our cousin? Or is he somehow your cousin and not his, too?
Kaalschneid 21
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry
Exobadger 15
I'm from WV and that first comment is pretty ******* correct.