Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, I finally met my girlfriend's family. When it was time for dinner, I was sent upstairs to get her brother. When I walked in, he was laid out on his bed getting a rimjob from his cousin. FML
Today, my brother sent me a dick pic. FML
Today, I entered the bathroom to discover that my brother had left semen and filthy water all over the floor and counter. I confronted him and demanded that he clean it up. My parents heard, sighed, and sent me back into the bathroom to clean it up myself. The towel was soaked too. FML
Today, my brother woke me up by hitting me in the face with a rubber dildo. FML
Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, I got my dick sucked. Unfortunately, it was by the vacuum nozzle my cousin stuck down my pants. FML
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Top comments
tldrDL 11
*looks at location* yeah, exactly.
19990231 29
Was he cleaning inside the closet?
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Comments (193)
EvilLittleMan 23
Kissing cousins in Arkansas and Blowing Kisses cousins in West Virginia.
kirkaygri 18
First and second cousins are considered incest in Illinois. Unless you're both over 50, then you can get married. But you have to be too old to have children.
iwadasn 33
Relatives having sex with each other is incest anywhere.
KayDee29 31
#48 there are still some cultures today that marry cousins as well.
Zacholicious 15
Incest is the best, put your cousin to the test
LadyLuck93 20
Time to hit up The Maury show or Jerry Springer.
jaykruz90 13
I just moved to west va to go to school and sadly in learning this normal here
Coachjoost79 14
did you at least let them finish?
Pat5519 14
Hilarious
sirnitro12 14
Wait a sec... What the **** did I just read... And why do I have a boner?
abby1212 27
I looked at the location after reading this, and it all began to make more sense.