Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, I finally met my girlfriend's family. When it was time for dinner, I was sent upstairs to get her brother. When I walked in, he was laid out on his bed getting a rimjob from his cousin. FML
Today, my brother sent me a dick pic. FML
Today, I entered the bathroom to discover that my brother had left semen and filthy water all over the floor and counter. I confronted him and demanded that he clean it up. My parents heard, sighed, and sent me back into the bathroom to clean it up myself. The towel was soaked too. FML
Today, my brother woke me up by hitting me in the face with a rubber dildo. FML
Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, I got my dick sucked. Unfortunately, it was by the vacuum nozzle my cousin stuck down my pants. FML
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Top comments
tldrDL 11
*looks at location* yeah, exactly.
19990231 29
Was he cleaning inside the closet?
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Comments (193)
KRYPYAT 14
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Vlen_fml 20
it varies by state but most of the USA allows you to marry your second cousin, some even your first cousin once removed (your parent's cousin/the kid of your first cousin).
Vlen_fml 20
actually it depends on how closely you're related, most of the world doesn't consider second cousins incest and some even allow first cousins once removed
TabooSushi 24
This is why you KNOCK FIRST. And not that "knock and enter" bullcrap that parents are so fond of doing. Knock and WAIT until you gain permission to enter.
blueawesomeness 11
I really hope he's your step brother
KillerBluebird 2
Whoa, okay
AwkwardKarma 18
Incest
pixierara 28
Wow, good job West Virginia. Proving your stereotype must be nice.
opiate_ape 10
what the hell
vikky538 29
Wow... I dont know what to say...