Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, I finally met my girlfriend's family. When it was time for dinner, I was sent upstairs to get her brother. When I walked in, he was laid out on his bed getting a rimjob from his cousin. FML
Today, my brother sent me a dick pic. FML
Today, I entered the bathroom to discover that my brother had left semen and filthy water all over the floor and counter. I confronted him and demanded that he clean it up. My parents heard, sighed, and sent me back into the bathroom to clean it up myself. The towel was soaked too. FML
Today, my brother woke me up by hitting me in the face with a rubber dildo. FML
Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, I got my dick sucked. Unfortunately, it was by the vacuum nozzle my cousin stuck down my pants. FML
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Top comments
tldrDL 11
*looks at location* yeah, exactly.
19990231 29
Was he cleaning inside the closet?
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Comments (193)
qbgroh3 15
Guess they started cleaning the closet out first.
asdadfhowrh 23
da **** did I read!
captainsmegma 12
You have to start cleaning somewhere. I guess cleaning cuz's knob is as good as any.
paraka21 11
that is incredibly ironic coming from Captain Smegma
wickedhyype 17
You live in the south or..?
JustinJK 21
or... West Virginia.
RedPillSucks 33
do we really think this would never happen in the North? Really?
soldier084 11
looks like someone cant read the location.
FenHarel 9
Is incest common in America? Remind me not to visit.
noahgon 4
hell nah only in the south
Severefear 7
Meanwhile in West Virginia...
wanderer_alone 8
I was confused at first then looked at your location and k wasn't confused anymore
wow_FML03 12
Incest is wincest!
CliffyB03 28
I live 15 min away from WV, and apparently it's legal to have sex with an animal if it weighs 25lbs +.
the_real_dvd 21
You gotta wonder what the people who wrote that law and voted on it were thinking. Actually, I don't want to know what they were thinking..
Vlen_fml 20
they were probably thinking "that Sheep/Cow/Horse has a nice ass"
Tattoo_Freak 15
What the actual ****?
HairyPunisher 27
Cousin relationships are not in the incest category. Only parent/child, sibling, grandparent/grandchild, and aunt or uncle/niece or nephew relationships are. They're same sex so there's no argument on the genetic abnormality side. I see no issue with it as long as it's consensual.
dirty_dan_ 15
That's ****** up