Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, I finally met my girlfriend's family. When it was time for dinner, I was sent upstairs to get her brother. When I walked in, he was laid out on his bed getting a rimjob from his cousin. FML
Today, my brother sent me a dick pic. FML
Today, I entered the bathroom to discover that my brother had left semen and filthy water all over the floor and counter. I confronted him and demanded that he clean it up. My parents heard, sighed, and sent me back into the bathroom to clean it up myself. The towel was soaked too. FML
Today, my brother woke me up by hitting me in the face with a rubber dildo. FML
Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, I got my dick sucked. Unfortunately, it was by the vacuum nozzle my cousin stuck down my pants. FML
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tldrDL 11
*looks at location* yeah, exactly.
19990231 29
Was he cleaning inside the closet?
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Comments (193)
reynaa 17
Gotta love them family reunions
Colefaxia 8
incest...it's all relative
vintageart1994 16
Omfg.... Your cousin? Don't u mean "our" wtf.
Vault_Boy 9
What. The. ****.
delfino1604 24
1000 people 10 last names
TheSophster 10
That's a major WTF moment! Maybe it could've been avoided by knocking first though?
AirBusDriver 23
I hear banjo music.
ohSNAPyall 27
Some ugly prejudices on this thread.
wallywoz 2
I SUPER hope that if your brother is a minor you either reported the child molestation or at least told your parents?!?? This is NOT alright.
linzfinz337 22
That physically makes me ill reading that.