Horrific misdirection
Today, my brother sent me a dick pic. FML
Today, my brother sent me a dick pic. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend told me that my brother sent her a picture of his dick. How did she tell me this? By sending me the picture. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my 10-year-old brother. FML
Today, my little brother played my phone, and then accidentally sent a nude photo of mine to our step-dad, and now I have to spend all day with him and my mom on a road trip. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML
Today, my brother woke me up by hitting me in the face with a rubber dildo. FML
Today, my brother started a new tradition: sending me pictures of every poop he takes. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a dick pic to my coach instead of my girlfriend. He sent one back. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs. I quickly found out that I'd accidentally sent it to my sister instead. She sent me one back. FML
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Top comments
roryab 8
just reply, "Oh weird, they circumcised you....
Lost Reggie 22
Was it more impressive than when you saw it last?
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Comments (4)
Wadlaen 24
Did you give him a thumbs up to and what did you send in return?
roryab 8
just reply, "Oh weird, they circumcised you....
Lost Reggie 22
Was it more impressive than when you saw it last?
FluffythePink 23
"MOM!"