Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, I finally met my girlfriend's family. When it was time for dinner, I was sent upstairs to get her brother. When I walked in, he was laid out on his bed getting a rimjob from his cousin. FML
Today, my brother sent me a dick pic. FML
Today, I entered the bathroom to discover that my brother had left semen and filthy water all over the floor and counter. I confronted him and demanded that he clean it up. My parents heard, sighed, and sent me back into the bathroom to clean it up myself. The towel was soaked too. FML
Today, my brother woke me up by hitting me in the face with a rubber dildo. FML
Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, I got my dick sucked. Unfortunately, it was by the vacuum nozzle my cousin stuck down my pants. FML
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tldrDL 11
*looks at location* yeah, exactly.
19990231 29
Was he cleaning inside the closet?
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Comments (193)
mccrightp 29
Your brother sucks for doing that in your room!
KaidensCrow 18
he was in his own room
ZorroRooster 19
Yes, he was indeed sucking.
mccrightp 29
Sorry, i realized my error after posting this. The brother still sucks no matter what room he's in
alitzia_e123 7
It's still considered gross tho cause ur family.
meganhoffmann13 20
If that's your cousin and he's your brother then that's his cousin too...
jocamo 24
Not necessarily. If OP and the brother were only half siblings, then the brother and cousin might actually not be related.
meenleijon183397 6
wowwww that's just wowww
_imacooldude_ 10
How the hell do you handle that situation?!
zeffra13 31
"My brother" and "my cousin"? Either it's a step-brother, or "our cousin."
jocamo 24
half brother could not be related
HairyPunisher 27
36, you're entitled to your opinion but cousins have been marrying for thousands of years. It only became a taboo practice in the 20th century. Mary and Joseph were cousins. Einstein married his cousin. FDR married his cousin. Edgar Allen Poe married his cousin. It's more common than people think.
swampbaby985 30
You mean giving y'all cousin a *******?
razoray9 22
No. He doesn't cause "y'all" ain't used right in your sentence.
Nedryel_fml 4
Like someone stated above, since it's same sex intercourse, there is no genetic taboo there. Also, she says "my cousin", no "our", so they may not be related at all. Even if they are related by blood, their actual relationship may not look like family at all. You can discover cousins at a late age and have no family like bounds with them at all. I'm not too grossed by that FML, to be honnest. But I agree that walking in on your sibling having sex is always awkward xD
AletheDefender 15
FML can get a little disturbing sometimes