Today, my brother's recent creepy behavior suddenly made sense when I found "How to seduce your sister?" in his browser search history. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to go through my younger brother's browser history. I found out he goes regularly on PornHub. He's only 10. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
Today my brother tried to teach me the merits of stalking women on Facebook, gave me a tutorial on how to use improper grammar and spelling to woo them and finally, "using misinformation to start a conversation." He's getting married soon. The last time I kissed a woman was 4 months ago. FML
Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, while having a sneak through my brother's browser, I found a bookmark for a Google Docs file. It was a short story involving him horrifically killing our entire family. It ended with the words: "And that is what happens when people don't respect the author's privacy." FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
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juicy_extasy 25
Whole new level of FYL! =O
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Comments (193)
doge_ram 16
Are you sure he isn't ******* with you (hopefully not literally) but i mean I've done a prank similar after I saw my sister snooping around
silverkaast 9
I'd bet money this is the op's brother. lol
thatguy240 27
i was surprised till i saw where you're from.
DrafteeSelf 24
Try getting advice to someone close to you, then confront your brother and tell him that it's not normal for brothers and sisters to have a relationship. Like seriously. Do it fast.
tkeeton46 17
Incest for the wincest ???
enxhi96 21
Move out of that house as soon as you can...Your brother's a ****** weirdo.
revidffum69 22
Step brother, or real brother?
ragnarok1540 39
Does it really matter? It is disturbing either way (blood relation or not), and the OP is obviously creeped out by the situation. This is not something family members should do regardless of the nature of the relationship.
DoomSkuller 28
nothing wrong with step-siblings loving one another that way, granted that the feelings are actually mutual. Really not too uncommon among step-siblings
laden_swallow09 35
[citation needed]
Angsty_Armadillo 25
Oh wow. I kinda know where you're at. My older brother was very clingy when we saw eachother after a year of no contact. He would hug on me VERY often and do generally uncomfortable things and be up my ass whenever we were in the same room. But at least he never "hit" on me I guess you could say. Sorry OP. :(
Calingaladha 21
He never hit on you, but he was up your ass, you say?
Angsty_Armadillo 25
Damn. Shoulda thought that through before posting. Way to creep it up more.
Calingaladha 21
I do try. I do try...
BigOrca 2
I laughed hard at this comment. "He was up your ass" ??????? too funny.
Severefear 7
"that's weird" *looks at location* "Oh, now I understand"
Mynxie 26
We all need a follow up please.
magiotti 10
Wincest