Today, I tried to impress my boyfriend by slowly backing up and biting my lip to get him to come closer and kiss me. I ended up smacking the back of my head against a brick wall. FML
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cyzn 18
Hey everyone, Your comments made me laugh! So here we go, when I was backing up I think he was more concentrated in what I was doing and not really looking at what was behind me (which he should of but anyways) when I hit my head he obviously started laughing and he grabbed me towards him and kissed my head (while continuing to laugh) Hes a sweet guy, I have a tendency of walking into walls or backing up into brick walls lol. My head was totally fine just a little headache afterwards. For in the future always check your surroundings aha. As for the whisper app, I posted that post about this fml with the grey brick wall background, just making sure, Everything is a secret on that app so i had no other way to show/prove that it was me, but anyways its not the end of the world. Thank you everyone who was concerned and made me laugh!
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Welshite 40
He makes you that lightheaded hmm? That's a sign of true love right there.
Mattribute 13
Well, you tried
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Welshite 40
He makes you that lightheaded hmm? That's a sign of true love right there.
sofaqueen_ 14
Just laugh it off and continue. It's okay OP it happens to the best of us :)
Random4Dayz 19
Maybe the brick wall wanted some action!
mahughes 19
I guess the love went to her head
PunkPositive 12
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AmbientFTW 6
^ stay Positive there Punk, you'll find a girl eventually.
tellyc 27
That ain't sexy
Enslaved 38
You might not think so but I'm sure the boyfriend could have thought differently. OP was trying to be playful and flirty. Some guys pick up on cues like licking lips, playing with your hair, exposing your neck etc... As a joke/experiment, I once ate a banana in front of my BF with direct eye contact. You never know what odd things can turn one on 'til you try.
salvorican 24
I agree with you 34. But I honestly don't think I could eat a banana seductively with a straight face.
Enslaved 38
#41 Yeah, it was hard :P keeping a straight face. Lol I was worried he'd might have enjoyed it more if I had choked a little on it. Also -- Reading body language and facial expressions are also ways to communicate. Why would someone limit themselves to only talking? Don't you know "Hips Don't Lie"?
cyzn 18
Hahaha im always trying to be cute for my boyfriend
blazerman_fml 17
Yep.Yep.Yep.Handy notes.Was that one banana or two?I'm guessing this works for the opposite gender too right? Hips don't lie xD Shakira
mete_orito 34
#34 I definitely think that if you had chocked on that banana, it would have been better. :-D
Taylor22294 24
I think isn't would've fit properly.
tellyc 27
I realize I didn't make this clear I was referring to the hitting of the head! Aha
blazerman_fml 17
^Even if Shakira was smashing her head into a wall I would still find her sexy!Her ass is out of this world!and her hips do not lie!
DArthurVaderian 18
I am now imagining Flanders saying that while watching music videos
Llama_Face89 34
45- damn doesn't look like you really have to try. You're gorgonzola!
AmbientFTW 6
Yes she is a big wedge of cheese...and you wonder why you're single.
1two3four5six 23
I would have just kissed him if I were OP. I mean, he's already your boyfriend.
krazymeatball77 7
How fast backwards did you go?
amberr_harperr 15
well maybe he'll still like the sexual reference and ignore the embarrassment and not make a big deal out of it
Koppol 15
Hopefully the impact didn't cause her lip to bleed. That would be pretty hard to overlook.
Mattribute 13
Well, you tried
1two3four5six 23
I would have just kissed him if I were OP. I mean, he's already her boyfriend.
Liyuesigs 8
I am impressed!
yeahthatsmeee 10
Love hurts
gracehi 33
Love scars
sometimessam 16
Love ain't easy.
iLike2Teabag 27
If love hurts, you need more lube.
mete_orito 34
or a helmet in OP's case.
cyzn 18
Haha!! XD
gracehi 33
I see no one else here is familiar with the song "Love Hurts" by Nazareth.
Ololo_fml 16
baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me
MrsFlowers 9
Literally.
Solarfaze 20
At least you didn't break anything...?
mysadlyfe 9
her heart is all
ghostsoul21 12
Aren't you suave haha
Drizl 17
He probably felt bad for you and kissed you anyway!
JRT98 12
Or he's an asshole and laughed.... I hope he'd still kiss though just to be nice, bricks hurt.
Respect101 17
you don't have to be an asshole to laugh at that, more than half of the people put in that situation would laugh, and make sure the person is okay at the same time.
JRT98 12
I mean like, laugh and not help, that's a asshole move. I know I'd laugh, but also help.
Noremac42 8
Smooth OP, Smooth as silk.