Today, my brother's recent creepy behavior suddenly made sense when I found "How to seduce your sister?" in his browser search history. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to go through my younger brother's browser history. I found out he goes regularly on PornHub. He's only 10. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
Today my brother tried to teach me the merits of stalking women on Facebook, gave me a tutorial on how to use improper grammar and spelling to woo them and finally, "using misinformation to start a conversation." He's getting married soon. The last time I kissed a woman was 4 months ago. FML
Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, while having a sneak through my brother's browser, I found a bookmark for a Google Docs file. It was a short story involving him horrifically killing our entire family. It ended with the words: "And that is what happens when people don't respect the author's privacy." FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
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skiddalz 21
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juicy_extasy 25
Whole new level of FYL! =O
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Comments (193)
Waxwell 21
You need to confront him about it
Grayness_ 26
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Haha. If I was you I'd go straight up to him and confront him. But other than that you could take it as a weird complement, you're super attractive even for your bother :p
One_Way 43
And OP's brother will go straight up as soon as she tries to confront him.
ColorOfSoul 19
That's so ****** up or some sort of twisted prank he is trying to pull off.
anarchymaniac 22
Tell him to stop being a perv and **** off
Mike3258 18
that could ruin him mentally/emotionally. how about she just sit him down and they can talk about it?
FabulousToaster 16
#78, it's a bit late in the day to worry about his mental health.
GingerFace09 13
Ya know, I'm pretty sure I read a short story written about this before and it turned into a murder case. You sure it's a FML or a FTAL - **** the author's life?
Lars93 18
gives a whole other meaning to "brotherly" love
corky1992 33
Um..that's awkward
HollyQuinn 21
Oh honey, no. No. Seriously, no. I sincerely hope he did it on purpose to freak you out, but then... that'd be a sick ******* joke.
Tripartita 45
I wonder how your parents would handle this, OP. You should find out.
doge_ram 16
incest is wincest
laden_swallow09 35
No. No, it isn't. Never say that ever again.