Today, a guy told me I was hot and that I should give him a chance. When I told him I was straight, he instantly called me a bigot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was told by the guy I've liked for years that he would date me if he was straight. FML
Today, I gained the courage to talk to the guy I have a crush on. In a dying part of the conversation, I panicked and ended up asking him if he was gay. He replied no and seemed offended, so I quickly added, "You just seem a little gay sometimes, in a good way." He took more offense and left. FML
Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
Today, after I spaced out for 3 minutes, the guy in front of me asked if I was interested in him. I replied that I'm not gay. It turns out "he" was a woman, not a guy. FML
Today, my friend told me that she gave my number to a guy I've liked for a while. I asked why and she just said "He's just going to have to tell you himself." I got hopeful and really nervous. A few hours later he calls. Turns out, he's called to try and get a date with my gay friend. FML
Today, a guy kept flirting with me despite all my hints for him to kindly fuck off and die, so I lied and said I'm a lesbian. This didn't stop him. It got so bad, I had to claim I was born with a dick and say that's why I like girls. Only then did he say "Eeewww..." and back off. FML
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
Today, a coworker was telling me he was lonely and needed someone special in his life. I replied, "Why don't you find yourself a girlfriend?" He looked at me weird and said, "I'm gay." FML
Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML
Today, I got screamed at by a girl because I said I didn’t want to go on a date with her. I’m a gay man. FML
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Top comments
seasonedtoast 19
It's a trap. Don't comment. Don't touch it.
Lobby_Bee 18
He was looking to be blown, not blown off.
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Lobby_Bee 18
He was looking to be blown, not blown off.
seasonedtoast 19
It's a trap. Don't comment. Don't touch it.
species4872 20
Very perceptive.
RichardPencil 32
What a dick move! Because you made his dick move.
idk_rose 25
I was gonna make a joke about attractive guys but I guess they're all taken.
adjwejaelwkdc 21
Was he, by chance, drunk at the time? I'm gay, and I've had (usually drunk) guys do similar things to me, such as a black guy who once called me a racist (I'm white) because I turned him down. It really, REALLY would not have helped to defend myself -- I could have said in all honesty, "No, I do date black guys, but I just don't find you attractive. I am very specifically not attracted to YOU," but that just seemed like it would not have made him feel any better. So I walked away, figuring that if he was halfway emotionally mature, he would figure it out for himself someday , perhaps as early as the next day when he was sober again.
Mynxie 26
Oh everyone now needs to be a victim and through around the bigot card, no matter what you do. I would told him to screw off and put the victim card back in the deck. You aren't a bigot doe being straight. He is just overly sensitive and needs a reality credit. Stupid SJWs.
RockPrincess26 16
I agree.
Mynxie 26
*check
acmariner99 25
This kind of thing is way not ok.
CrazyTrainWreck 19
at least you gave it to him straight
Aiden89 23
Take the compliment either way?
RinoaHeartilly 36
A person coming on to you and then freaking out when you reject them is not a compliment. Stop excusing this kind of behavior.
Aiden89 23
I meant the compliment of being attractive