Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
Today, we found out my brother in law cheated on my sister. Somehow they’ve blamed me for the whole incident. I don’t know the guy. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, I found out my brother doesn't have a problem with "keeping it in the family". It's now up to me to explain why our cousin is pregnant with his kid. FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Today, my brother-in-law's wife sent me a text venting about her argument with our mother-in-law. She also said said some nasty things about her and I mistakenly shared this info with my “trusted” husband, who immediately told his hot-tempered-momma's girl-IDGAF attitude older sister, who now plans on beating her ass. This is bad. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
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elmski87 0
JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY...........
DustyStorm 16
I feel for you.... Just not right that infidelity should manifest itself like that. I'm sorry for your loss. It certainly is a loss. He has taken something from you that you can't get back....not only him but both of them. Can't imagine how you feel. Best wishes. Hope you launched a foot into the cheating happy sacks....
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Comments (311)
BIGBOY4rmAHM 19
Damn sounds like something straight outta a soap opera! I agree, your life sucks!
evilscorpi 29
im so sorry you have to put up with that op
Nadeslos 4
I hope you and your brother-in-law beat your husband to a pulp. I'd say whack your sister to for sleeping with him, but the baby shouldnt get hurt for being "illegitimate"
Pendragon525 0
She's married, so technically the child's not illegitimate. Her cuckolded husband may even be on the hook for support of this child that may or may not be his; the law as it stands in most jurisdictions assumes children born within a marriage are the product of that marriage. Many, many men pay support foe kids that aren't biologically theirs (although it should be said that some men support these children, and remain a father-figure to them, of their own free will).
Pendragon525 0
*for. Sorry about that, I'm having optic issues today & it can be hard to avoid the typos with that going on, lol.
rae_munchkin 6
She should kick her right in the **** after the baby is born.
zinjin 5
Why do women seem to think that it is ok to resort to violence when their boyfriend or husband sleeps with another woman? Just because you have been wronged DOES NOT give you the RIGHT, to maim, mutilate nor cause bodily harm to your boyfriend, husband or family member.
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Then what are we supposed to do, 240? Let this slide? Pretend this never happened? I don't know how YOU deal with crazy shit like Op went through. Sometimes we have no choice BUT to resort to violence if all else fails.
wopchop12 8
240 you're a ******* idiot. I don't agree violence is the answer for most things, but for this situation, yes, violence is the best solution
NineeCat 32
If it's a boyfriend just dump his ass. A husband, on the other hand, made a clear cut choice to step out of his marriage and **** another chick. In this case getting her pregnant! He clearly didn't care what the consequences would be if and when they were found out. So.....while this poor woman's world is crashing down, I hope she directs all that force into her knee and straight into his unfaithful balls... *phew*
zombietoast 4
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
imcutefml 0
My thoughts exactly
txgirl2013 14
Joke has already been made....try again.
juliushater 12
The milk man ??? please tell us who, the suspense is killing me !!!!!
samsea 5
Your family is ******.
mrbattleman 10
I'll never guess who the real father is? well the obvious choice would be your husband, so I don't think he is. I'll guess... Burt Reynolds!
PYLrulz 17
That was going to be my guess!!! I'll just go with my second guess then... Sean Connery
imcutefml 0
Charlie sheen?
Pendragon525 0
The Adonis DNA test, STAT!
henrygondorff 2
Say "Oops, sorry to interrupt. Continue punching."
Jamicianprince 1
Sorry op
laceyanneman 7
What a mess.