Today, we found out my brother in law cheated on my sister. Somehow they’ve blamed me for the whole incident. I don’t know the guy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Today, at a family gathering, it emerged that my now ex-fiancé has been sleeping with his brother's girlfriend for some time now. A fight broke out, the police were called, and more than one of his relatives are blaming me for him cheating with her. FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
Today, I realized how absolutely shitty my family is when my brother brought home his third girlfriend this week. They all smiled in her face, knowing full well my brother is a cheating asshole. Not to mention, she’s pregnant with his kid. I wasn’t allowed to date til I moved out. FML
Today, my brother asked his wife for a divorce, but she got so mad at him that he backtracked and told her it was a prank I'd put him up to. She’s still mad as hell at him, but thanks to his lie my name is now mud in our entire family. I was at work all day, and I did nothing wrong. FML
Today, I found out my oldest brother is getting married in two weeks. I heard about it through one of my two sisters, who pretty much helped end his last marriage, and who he hasn’t spoken to in 3 years. She wanted to complain about the invite taking so long. I still haven’t been invited, and I thought we were on good terms. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of three years cheated on me with his ''sister-like friend." It's the girl I was always worried about, and half our arguments were about her. FML
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Top comments
WeirdUS 30
There is a lot being left out. If you don't know him, did you at one point have a conversation with her about her fiance or something'? This generally doesn't pop up for no reason.
tounces7 28
This FML is leaving out so much, I mean I don't even know if "I don't know the guy" refers to the brother in law, or the (maybe a man?) he is having an affair with.
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Comments (10)
Inkoseh 33
Hey! Since you're so involved you now atleast get a part of the alimony, right?!
RichardPencil 32
Snitches get stitches. Don't be the bearer of bad news. Often the recipient irrationally blames you. No one likes a tattle-tell, Danny. Except me, of course.
jbuckets_404 39
Who's Danny? (Asking for a friend.)
RichardPencil 32
It's a quote from Caddyshack. Seems like a theme for the day. If you haven't seen it, you and your friend should watch it.
Rae Miller 10
Sounds like you don’t have a family to them - you’re just a convenient scape goat. Drop the toxic in your life OP.
WeirdUS 30
There is a lot being left out. If you don't know him, did you at one point have a conversation with her about her fiance or something'? This generally doesn't pop up for no reason.
Major_Haywire 7
Makes perfect sense, the brother is the other guy
tounces7 28
This FML is leaving out so much, I mean I don't even know if "I don't know the guy" refers to the brother in law, or the (maybe a man?) he is having an affair with.
alycion 39
Sometimes when war breaks out, innocent bystanders get the shrapnel. I’ve been on the receiving end once or twice. Speak up for yourself or it will keep happening. They are already pissed at you anyway.
Mark W. Noonan_969479943 5
Ouch. Sorry to hear that one.