Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
Today, we found out my brother in law cheated on my sister. Somehow they’ve blamed me for the whole incident. I don’t know the guy. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, I found out my brother doesn't have a problem with "keeping it in the family". It's now up to me to explain why our cousin is pregnant with his kid. FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Today, my brother-in-law's wife sent me a text venting about her argument with our mother-in-law. She also said said some nasty things about her and I mistakenly shared this info with my “trusted” husband, who immediately told his hot-tempered-momma's girl-IDGAF attitude older sister, who now plans on beating her ass. This is bad. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
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elmski87 0
JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY...........
DustyStorm 16
I feel for you.... Just not right that infidelity should manifest itself like that. I'm sorry for your loss. It certainly is a loss. He has taken something from you that you can't get back....not only him but both of them. Can't imagine how you feel. Best wishes. Hope you launched a foot into the cheating happy sacks....
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Comments (311)
nightnurse1 0
Dammmmmnnnnn!!!!
token_blackguy 18
Jerry Jerry Jerry!!
captainfalcon7 0
Your nephew is your husbands son... awkward.
Pendragon525 0
What a terrible mess. And it's not as if you cab just throw him out, move on & not look back; your nephew/niece will be a constant reminder of this terrible betrayal. Betrayed by husband & sister alike, how very needlessly cruel. You have my sympathy.
Pendragon525 0
*can, not "cab." Sorry about that.
moineau318 4
Wait, wait just a second...Maury didn't read the results yet...commercial break.
seximexi911 10
My jaw just dropped. I'm so sorry, nobody deserves this.
Pendragon525 0
I wonder if the OP has children with her philandering husband. How awful to have to explain to then that their cousin is also their sibling. It's astonishing that neither the husband (who'd taken vows to be faithful) nor the sister (who is family and the OP had every right to expect loyalty from her) ever thought, "Gee, maybe I should think with my brain & not my crotch!" So much pain caused by selfishness...
FarSide 23
Her daddy?
student34 3
obviously you need to be impregnated by her husband to make it even
AmandaIsMyName 0
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Hahahaha