Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
Today, we found out my brother in law cheated on my sister. Somehow they’ve blamed me for the whole incident. I don’t know the guy. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, I found out my brother doesn't have a problem with "keeping it in the family". It's now up to me to explain why our cousin is pregnant with his kid. FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Today, my brother-in-law's wife sent me a text venting about her argument with our mother-in-law. She also said said some nasty things about her and I mistakenly shared this info with my “trusted” husband, who immediately told his hot-tempered-momma's girl-IDGAF attitude older sister, who now plans on beating her ass. This is bad. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
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Top comments
elmski87 0
JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY...........
DustyStorm 16
I feel for you.... Just not right that infidelity should manifest itself like that. I'm sorry for your loss. It certainly is a loss. He has taken something from you that you can't get back....not only him but both of them. Can't imagine how you feel. Best wishes. Hope you launched a foot into the cheating happy sacks....
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Comments (311)
tweetbaby14 18
No it was OP's husband in the bedroom with OP's sister and the toys.
clue_me_in 20
Wow. That's messed up. Sorry OP.
angryyute 4
THIS....... is a classic!!!
yummcookie 0
Next week on Jerry Springer...
ajjucool 0
your sister is a bitch and ur husband is a bastard.. this world is going ti hell!!
scumbagmagnet 10
Wow, I am so sorry! I hope everything gets better for you and you find someone who will make you happy. My husband is a cheater and I am trying to work it out but it's hard. Whatever you choose to do... Good luck!
PieterseMJ 20
well, what can we really say about some men.. but wow.. what a wonderful sister you have there taking care of your hubby too
teddy4nyy 13
JERRY! JERRY!
Bekll 31
Many are assuming the sister went behind OP's back and slept with OP's husband, but it's possible the husband raped the sister and got her pregnant and she was too ashamed to admit it so lied and said it was her own husband's child. He found out the truth and so now is fighting with OP's husband. Probably the sister really is in the wrong here, but this scenario could be true.
tibbz87 5
Uhhhhhh, WRONG!!!!!! It's not possible at all. Maybe it could have happened but it didn't. That is not what it sound like on here and it clearly didn't go down like that either. Read it more carefully!!!
VeganVampyre 27
Actually, 95, you're the one who is not only wrong, but not very intelligent either, based on what I just read. First, your comment made no sense whatsoever. You need to learn not to contradict yourself by stating two opposite positions one after the other. Second, it is entirely possible that the sister was innocent. The FML didn't give any details about the situation, or the sister's role in it at all. It's not probable, but it is possible. YOU should read it more carefully.
zonbieman 0
It's also possible that she handcuffed him to the bed and force fed him Viagra, then raped him. But just like what you said, thats unfucking likely, and there's absolutely no proof of that in the FML. just because she's a girl doesn't mean that she must be the victim, and must be blameless
Trebie 6
It says the sister was trying to defend the OP's husband from her husband. Why would she do that if he raped her?
Bekll 31
To stop the violence.
PandaLoverXD 12
I think that if a scenario that serious had taken place, then the part about the rape would've been mentioned in the FML.
chujel1302 1
Threesome?