Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
Today, we found out my brother in law cheated on my sister. Somehow they’ve blamed me for the whole incident. I don’t know the guy. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, I found out my brother doesn't have a problem with "keeping it in the family". It's now up to me to explain why our cousin is pregnant with his kid. FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Today, my brother-in-law's wife sent me a text venting about her argument with our mother-in-law. She also said said some nasty things about her and I mistakenly shared this info with my “trusted” husband, who immediately told his hot-tempered-momma's girl-IDGAF attitude older sister, who now plans on beating her ass. This is bad. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
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elmski87 0
JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY...........
DustyStorm 16
I feel for you.... Just not right that infidelity should manifest itself like that. I'm sorry for your loss. It certainly is a loss. He has taken something from you that you can't get back....not only him but both of them. Can't imagine how you feel. Best wishes. Hope you launched a foot into the cheating happy sacks....
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Comments (311)
rhpsfan9 10
That's horrible, family get togethers are going to awkward
EvilDave 13
OP, I think you should have gone after them both with a cast iron frying pan.
NDiesal10 2
I guess go have a baby with the brother-in-law? I've read too many FMLs that are like this. STOP ******* YOUR SPOUSE'S SIBLINGS! My goodness!
nancem 7
Better call Maury
skyeyez9 25
As soon.as I heard that, I.would have been like "Ok you can continue to beat my husbands face to a bloody pulp" than walk out of the room.
sade0890 0
that's nt right
Jasonf6 0
DIVORCE !!!!!!
jamesemmymaslow 2
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!! Divorce?
hurrican_fml 0
Her husband? (sarcasm, for those who don't recognize it)
steffi1910 1
I agree that sucks and I'm sorry. :( I do have one question though you said pregnant sister so how do you know your husband is the father? I'm sure that they slept together but your husband or brother-in-law could be the father. I say leave his cheating ass either way!
Pendragon525 0
You're right; until a paternity test is completed, this child's father is a big question mark...making the baby the most innocent victim of the OP's husband's and sister's selfish, pathetic behavior.