Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
Today, we found out my brother in law cheated on my sister. Somehow they’ve blamed me for the whole incident. I don’t know the guy. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, I found out my brother doesn't have a problem with "keeping it in the family". It's now up to me to explain why our cousin is pregnant with his kid. FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Today, my brother-in-law's wife sent me a text venting about her argument with our mother-in-law. She also said said some nasty things about her and I mistakenly shared this info with my “trusted” husband, who immediately told his hot-tempered-momma's girl-IDGAF attitude older sister, who now plans on beating her ass. This is bad. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
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elmski87 0
JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY...........
DustyStorm 16
I feel for you.... Just not right that infidelity should manifest itself like that. I'm sorry for your loss. It certainly is a loss. He has taken something from you that you can't get back....not only him but both of them. Can't imagine how you feel. Best wishes. Hope you launched a foot into the cheating happy sacks....
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Comments (311)
loserman67 36
Sooooooooooo, your husband is not only a pussy (getting his ass whipped) but an asshole as well. Then let's talk about your **** sister - the two of them are a match made in heaven. Tell those two to GET THE **** OUT of everyone's life and go ruin someone else's family. As for you, well, you need to move on, find someone loyal and caring - get a dog - and not the two legged kind - see what that one did to you already!
perdix 31
My guesses are: 1) Newt Gingrich 2) Chaz Bono 3) Honey Badger I hope the OP is going to reveal the true answer. I come to FML for laughs and not to get my brain strained with intractable riddles like this one.
ndhin831 2
comment not up to your usual standards perdix
Marcella1016 32
Lol 78 I scrolled through the comments just to see if anyone said that. FYL OP. Also, if the Jerry Springer show doesn't work for you, Maury is known to do paternity tests for you.
pyrogirl6622 0
I would be getting a divorce lawyer and seeing what I could take him for. If he cheated on you with your sister I'm pretty sure their are alot more you don't know about!
sierraluvsgaga 5
Ooooo cliff hanger!
kkmwong 11
The father was your sister LOL.
Dean_MT 0
JERRY JERRY JERRY
RogueJedi14 1
Shoulda let your bro in law keep kicking his ass
satph 12
your husband is an asshole and your sister is a cow! how could they do that to you and your brother-in-law?
arielbritnee 0
You can take every penny he is worth! Make that bitch miserable.