Anonymous
United States
Today, my dad took my phone away. This would be fine if I was 14. I'm 22 and pay for all of my own bills. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Stevenson, United States
Controlling
Today, my mom took my phone away because of a huge mistake I made, which we need to go to court for. I own the actual phone but they pay for the line. I'm autistic with severe anxiety. I'm also 34 years-old. FML
Anonymous
Bigmouth Strikes Again
Today, I was involved in an intense argument with my dad. Just as I yelled, "You haven't done one thing for me", my phone rang. The same phone that, as of today, my dad no longer pays the bill for. FML
Dad Fail
United States
Memory man
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Paige
United States
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
Fuck u
Virginia Beach, United States
Do as you're told
Today, my parents forced me to do chores. I worked extra slow to rebel against their tyranny. My dad then said I'm not allowed to get my learner's permit for another six months and took away my phone. FML
dangyo
United States
Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML
suzyyy
Netherlands
Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML
dontbuysamsung
London, United Kingdom
Today, my mobile phone wouldn't turn on. I took it in to the phone store, but they won't fix or replace it because the account is in my dad's name, not mine. He's abroad for the next month, and the only way to get a hold of him is on a number I only stored on my phone. FML
Animeislyfe
Stockbridge, United States
Offroading
Today, my dad took my phone away because I "had to be texting while driving in order to wreck my car." I was too ashamed to tell him that a huge bug flew into my face causing me to veer off the road and into a brick mailbox. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Blame game
Today, my dad tried to blame me for ringing an out of network number for two hours, which charged his bill by the minute. I rang the number, which turned out to belong to one of his business pals who lives abroad. He punished me anyway for having an attitude when I proved the call was his fault. FML
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TheLastCrazy 0
Then why are you allowing your dad to do this?
ILoveEggnog 7
My mom tried to pull that one on me, so I left.
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TheLastCrazy 0
Then why are you allowing your dad to do this?
xmayne 0
Man up
xmayne 0
**** didn't look at the gender, nvm. I'm giving myself a thumbs down.
foodlord 5
22 and still on this website... That's sad!
srsly555 0
You're a dipshit.
indielove 13
If you're already paying all your bills nights as well start living on your own.
flagg1888 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You live in his house, you follow his rules
Jammy01jams 2
I don't care if shes a girl! Man up woman!
kiran_fml 5
28 technically the minimum age is 17 so that immature people like you wouldn't be on this site.
Daralea 21
Agree! 22 and not standing up for yourself is just pitiful. And sorry foodlord. I guess you were expecting fml's like "Today, the girl I had a crush on says she doesn't like guys whose voice hasn't cracked yet. FML"
tjv3 10
you live in his house? if you do you have to follow his rules. if you don't like it then you could move out. if you live in your own place then that's different.
demonstare7 5
21- how do you see a gender or anything on an iPod ? ????
white16sox 19
93 it is the pink upside down arrow. Right next to the FML
helloimmia 4
WHIPPED
XanderScythe 11
Nobody dislike 28 anymore...
ILoveEggnog 7
My mom tried to pull that one on me, so I left.
indielove 13
Smart choice.
groundzeromma 8
Apparently not otherwise you'd be living in your own house
EelJumpsRope 0
My thoughts exactly. When you're finally on your own, you can call boys at all hours of the night.
bizarre_ftw 22
Who says she isn't? Her dad could just be a different degree of psycho
eeppiicc 8
Op did say she pays for all her own bills that could mean just the phone bill our house payments and so on. This is one of those fmls that need more information.
Angelice_fml 0
Take his phone and hide it in your cleavage. He'll never be able to get it back.
edgestr 2
Unless her family is into that sorta thing, as nasty as that is.
gbreck 0
wincest? lol jk
thaCODgod 4
ha that's classic. take it back then
lvlcapblue 0
I hope you cleared out your photo album before he took it!
Fudgee_xOx 10
Try to get it back then!
cmayo 3
So take it back..?
daysleeper666 1
If your already paying for yourself, why not move out?
some_shit 0
I agree. What kind of lame ass lives with their parents at 22?
ideasrule 13
So get it back? You're a legal adult, and since the phone is your property, any attempt by him to take it away is theft.
captainbj2 0
Right, then have your parents kick you out and find out what it really means to "pay your own bills"......paying for your personal luxuries while they pay for your basics doesn't mean you can do whatever you want. If you want that, move out.