Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
Today, we found out my brother in law cheated on my sister. Somehow they’ve blamed me for the whole incident. I don’t know the guy. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, I found out my brother doesn't have a problem with "keeping it in the family". It's now up to me to explain why our cousin is pregnant with his kid. FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Today, my brother-in-law's wife sent me a text venting about her argument with our mother-in-law. She also said said some nasty things about her and I mistakenly shared this info with my “trusted” husband, who immediately told his hot-tempered-momma's girl-IDGAF attitude older sister, who now plans on beating her ass. This is bad. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
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Top comments
elmski87 0
JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY...........
DustyStorm 16
I feel for you.... Just not right that infidelity should manifest itself like that. I'm sorry for your loss. It certainly is a loss. He has taken something from you that you can't get back....not only him but both of them. Can't imagine how you feel. Best wishes. Hope you launched a foot into the cheating happy sacks....
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Comments (311)
cdh531 0
jerry! jerry! jerry!
blackvyper 8
Reminds me of a Maury Povich episode.
mubies 4
So sorry for you.
DynamicDave 11
Quite honestly, I don't have any idea what the f*** I just read...
Yetifoot 0
I feel bad for the fetus.
icic6772 0
Gonna be one hell of a thanksgiving.
godfathermock 19
That sucks. Family shouldn't do shit like that. But you know what that means right? Your husband will be paying you an arm and a leg during the divorce since he is the one that cheated,and rub it in his face.
Pendragon525 0
It depends. If they live in a no-fault state, his adultery will not count against him in the divorce, and it rarely impacts alimony unless there was a prenuptial agreement with an anti-adultery clause.
madskittlesftw 5
^ then You sir must have a problem. Trust me, I'm a doctor.
ellakacyme22 6
Who's the daddy
mfbkt 0
Only in Georgia