tukker
Canada
Today, my brother replaced my cologne with whiskey. I have a job interview and I smell like a drunk. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Gaffney, United States
Today, my brother got the same cologne as the guy I've been seeing for a while. Every time I'm with my brother I think about him, and every time I'm with him I think about my brother. FML
sdk2010
Canada
Today, I was fired from my job. My boss claimed it was because I smelled like alcohol, never mind the fact that my job was brewmaster at a beer company. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Winnipeg, Canada
Protip: Don't
Today, I tried using hand sanitizer to mask the smell of my armpits at work. Not only did it intensify the stench, my boss thinks I have a drinking problem, because I vaguely smelled of alcohol. I was too embarrassed to explain. FML
FuckingDone
Enterprise, United States
Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping sweat and never changing clothes. He claims the smell is just his "manly musk" and if I can't handle it, then maybe I'm the problem. FML
so_this_is_me
Brampton, Canada
Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of cologne in the mail, I kept sniffing it just to remind myself what a guy smells like. FML
Anonymous
Baraboo, United States
Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
ihatethisjob
Romulus, United States
Today, I was working the night shift when a guy came in smelling like alcohol. He kept muttering his order, so I leaned over the register to hear him better. My ear now smells of vomit. FML
headache
Today, I have a new office-mate. I'm not particularly sensitive to odours but he wears so much cologne, I nearly throw up every time he walks in. Only 8 more hours till fresh air. FML
Anonymous
Cranford, United States
TMI, dude
Today, my brother met my girlfriend for the first time. Instead of making a good first impression, the first thing he did was talk about how he just took a massive dump and didn't wipe very well, and that's why his hand smelled bad. FML
Anonymous
Just a prank, bro
Today, I had a job interview. I was feeling upbeat and confident I was gonna get the position, until I saw that my main qualification on my resume was being a "real n**ga" and "getting bitches and hoes 24/7." My brother had changed it as a prank. FML
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shoshizzle 0
Alcohol has a strong smell. Unless you're scent-impaired, YDI.
bluepaintred 0
Uh. Simple solution. Wash it off.
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PumpkinTarte 0
How can you not smell it yourself? Could have covered it easily, too.
Suffertree 0
YDI for having a dumbass brother. Don't want your brother to be a dumbass? Should've beat him when he was young.
sacredpoppy 0
Does anyone else suspect that #17 (Suffertree) is about 12 years old? LOL, seriously, whenever I see his comments I think of an annoying little brat who keeps saying "I know you are, but what am I? I know you are, but what am I? I know you are, but what am I?"
gir321 0
way to reply to the first comment da.
CyclonePsycho 1
Suffertree is the reason why people tie their kids to trees and leave them there. ._.
skigirl98 9
Yeah, just rake a shower or something?
telli164 30
Yah man, I'm with #86. Just rake a shower.
shoshizzle 0
Alcohol has a strong smell. Unless you're scent-impaired, YDI.
KASHMIR_fml 0
I can't smell alcohol. but the thing is I can't get drunk either no matter how much I drink so it must be some conditio or something
pinkcrayola 0
But what if he didn't notice until after he sprayed it?
Fushna 1
Do you not smell your cologne before you use it?
Jackadi 0
Why would anyone smell a bottle of cologne before using it? It was probably in a spray bottle. I wear perfume all the time and I never stop before spraying it and think "Hmm, better check this first because maybe a sibling replaced it with something else." Everyone who's saying this guy deserves it is a jackass. Whisky is cologne-colored, and if it was sprayed onto his clothes, he'll have to change into another job-interview-worthy outfit, be late, and probably still smell like a drunk.
scythefwd 0
perfume does have a shelf life. You might want to start smelling it before you spray it on youself. Most guys colonges don't come in refillable bottles. OP, how little time did you provide yourself to get ready? Just take a 15 minute shower and change into a different set of slacks and a dress shirt + tie. No need to FML, just plan ahead. How could you not smell it before hand?
redbluegreen 41
I know I smell my perfume every time before I use it, and it's not because I have a sibling who might do something devious someday. OP, one, do you really need to take a full length shower to get (what I hope was a small amount) of whiskey off your body? You just change your clothes right after... I'd say even less then fifteen minutes for all of it. And if you don't have the time to do so, you really should've organized your time better. You know why? Because life happens.
bluepaintred 0
Uh. Simple solution. Wash it off.
realggirl 0
I agree... wash it off. Worst case scenario you're a little late. Better than smelling like a drunk.
Artorious 0
This.
Ox_Baker 0
Yup. It's a YTDI for not just jumping back in the shower.
The_Batman 0
ydi for having a brother
sacredpoppy 0
Personally, I don't think that 11 year olds (like #5 and #17) should be allowed on this site. Run along to back to your treehouse, boys!
Terilyn4500 0
you should put nair in his shampoo
ihatestupidppl 0
lol yeah, if the sense of smell runs in the family, the brother will never know the difference till he uses it!
ihatestupidppl 0
elektrik_fml 0
nice FML reference ;).
Terilyn4500 0
i take it you do a lot of whisky drinking ... lol jk ;)
ihatestupidppl 0
You must wear some godawful cologne if you didn't realize before you applied it that it smelled like alcohol...
Westy543 0
Hey, it worked for the Demoman, right?
Nacirema20 0
what an ass!!!! FYL. :-(