Today, my brother got the same cologne as the guy I've been seeing for a while. Every time I'm with my brother I think about him, and every time I'm with him I think about my brother. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she bought the same perfume that my boyfriend got me for Christmas last year. He loves that perfume. Now, whenever he smells me, he's going to think of his mom. FML
Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML
Today, my brother replaced my cologne with whiskey. I have a job interview and I smell like a drunk. FML
Today, my boyfriend was continuously telling me how great my best friend smelled the other night and how I should wear some perfume that smelled like that. I have the same exact perfume and have been wearing it for months. FML
Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of cologne in the mail, I kept sniffing it just to remind myself what a guy smells like. FML
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping sweat and never changing clothes. He claims the smell is just his "manly musk" and if I can't handle it, then maybe I'm the problem. FML
Today, my pre-teen brother has started using the entire Axe line because he believes that it will give him an "edge with the ladies". He insists on using the products at least three times a day, including before bedtime. I'm allergic to anything that is perfumed. We share a room. FML
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Top comments
justtheotherguy 12
You should buy a new fragrance for your guy asap.. This should take care of everything
Brandi_Faith 34
My brother wears the cologne of an ex-boyfriend. For awhile I thought of him everytime I smelt it, but thankfully now when I smell it is just reminds me of my brother. Ask one of them to switch, maybe if your boyfriend knows that you think of your brother when you smell him he'll be happy to change it.
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Comments (63)
iamatoadkisser 15
At least it wasn't your dad that bought the same cologne
moonbootz 7
Mind.****
Mii99 16
Imagine what she thinks during sex
AFaye3964 17
My brother and my Fiance both wear Adidas, and creeps me out when im around either of them.
sest 4
Get ur guy a new cologne, its hard since almost every guy now a days seems to use the same axe lol
wvcheesehead 13
Cersei?
captainsmegma 12
Do you get moist for both?
bahamit 18
I think your brother is trying to sabatoge your relationship or at least your sex life...
SaharaZinc 14
I read something very similar to this yesterday in the random section, but the "brother" was the "dad"
vikky538 29
change the cologne...