Today, my brother got the same cologne as the guy I've been seeing for a while. Every time I'm with my brother I think about him, and every time I'm with him I think about my brother. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she bought the same perfume that my boyfriend got me for Christmas last year. He loves that perfume. Now, whenever he smells me, he's going to think of his mom. FML
Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML
Today, my brother replaced my cologne with whiskey. I have a job interview and I smell like a drunk. FML
Today, my boyfriend was continuously telling me how great my best friend smelled the other night and how I should wear some perfume that smelled like that. I have the same exact perfume and have been wearing it for months. FML
Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of cologne in the mail, I kept sniffing it just to remind myself what a guy smells like. FML
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping sweat and never changing clothes. He claims the smell is just his "manly musk" and if I can't handle it, then maybe I'm the problem. FML
Today, my pre-teen brother has started using the entire Axe line because he believes that it will give him an "edge with the ladies". He insists on using the products at least three times a day, including before bedtime. I'm allergic to anything that is perfumed. We share a room. FML
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Top comments
justtheotherguy 12
You should buy a new fragrance for your guy asap.. This should take care of everything
Brandi_Faith 34
My brother wears the cologne of an ex-boyfriend. For awhile I thought of him everytime I smelt it, but thankfully now when I smell it is just reminds me of my brother. Ask one of them to switch, maybe if your boyfriend knows that you think of your brother when you smell him he'll be happy to change it.
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Comments (63)
WCARlover 35
Honestly if you just told your boyfriend what was going on I'm sure he'd be more than obliging when it came to switching up scents
llamarrama01 21
Just ask one to switch cologne.
TopComment 8
As long as you don't try to seduce your brother, you should be fine.
pjsr 33
Plot twist - you find out they've been seeing each other
metheonlyb 17
Best Plot Twist ever! ROFL!!!!
FmyL6 19
what kind?
worldclassrager 41
Just hope you don't accidentally confuse them on accident... Maybe buy some new cologne for your boyfriend just as a gift and see what that does
JuggaloSimms1441 16
Smell you later lol had too.... ;p
ostfaiz 18
colognial cousins..lol
moveonova 3
The only thing I can think about now is Joe Dirt.
ThepurpleCow 19
Get yourself cologne that smells the same and confuse them both. Problem solved.