Today, my brother and I woke up early to get a sneak peek at our Christmas presents. We found our parents having sex on the couch. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I had a friend over. We found my older brother's camera so decided to look through his photos but then we came across photos of him and his girlfriend having sex. We were laughing up until my friend decided to point out that they were having sex on my bed. FML
Today, my family decided to break tradition and wake up at midnight to open presents. I didn't find out until I went downstairs to get a glass of water in the middle of the night, and found wrapping paper and empty boxes everywhere. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML
Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML
Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
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Top comments
Dunmerdude 13
Maybe they were trying to give you a little brother for Christmas?
aruden 25
Someone was still getting their stocking stuffed by Santa.
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Comments (88)
FrankHotpants 31
According to a survey conducted by R.Kelly I don't believe there's anything wrong with a little bump and/or grind.
Futacy 30
Except when its your parents and youre watching it.
NH_Freelancer 19
Maybe they misunderstood when you asked for a watch for Christmas...?
i_needa_username 17
Did you tell them
salamancer 11
Santa was giving his red-nosed reindeer a little gift
LadyKayDee 23
Merry Chirstmas! You wont b forgetting this one anytime soon.Will ya? haha. Sorry though OP.Thats gonna b vety very hard to unsee.
justingug76 14
Thanks to Santa, next year I need to ask for therapy next year.
LadyKayDee 23
Guess we know what you will be needing for christmas this year.A new pair of eyes!!! Haha.Sorry OP
thewife5 19
Lol... Yeah, it happens. One day your kids may be posting the same FML. Don't have a black light party tho;)
zombiekiller52 24
Was your dad dressed up as Santa ;)
true_storyxD 16
I guess she brought the presents down to his South Pole