Today, my brother and I woke up early to get a sneak peek at our Christmas presents. We found our parents having sex on the couch. FML
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Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I had a friend over. We found my older brother's camera so decided to look through his photos but then we came across photos of him and his girlfriend having sex. We were laughing up until my friend decided to point out that they were having sex on my bed. FML
Today, my family decided to break tradition and wake up at midnight to open presents. I didn't find out until I went downstairs to get a glass of water in the middle of the night, and found wrapping paper and empty boxes everywhere. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML
Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML
Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
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Dunmerdude 13
Maybe they were trying to give you a little brother for Christmas?
aruden 25
Someone was still getting their stocking stuffed by Santa.
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Comments (88)
randomgirl1234 20
XXX-Mas
kellyem2 20
Well, there's at least one Christmas carol you'll never be able to listen to again.
vdaymassacre 1
You cannot expect parents to simply forgo having sex with kids in the house. Everyone would be an only child. When the kids are in bed the fun can begin! Or lock the bathroom/bedroom door during the day! If parents could only do it when there's no one else in the house they would have to wait for the entire Christmas break to be over, which is a ridiculous thing to ask for. Parents who want to make love should do it frequently and in fun places. It helps keep the spark alive.
sickmyduckplz 2
All I want for Xmas is the sudden case of short term Amnesia x_X
thes7274473 19
Merry Christmas!
IATEACLOCK 3
I woke up early too. I walk out the door being careful to be quiet so I wouldn't wake my parents. I could hear my parents having sex in their bedroom. I'm 13 and scarred for life.
alex101676 8
I bet that's the last time you'll try to get a sneak peak on Christmas. you got more of a sneak peak then you bargained for.
megadki14 6
wow
PixelPokey 12
might I recommend some eye bleach and holy water
vastibetoocool 8
Well...looks like Santa isn't done giving presents yet?