Today, my brother and I woke up early to get a sneak peek at our Christmas presents. We found our parents having sex on the couch. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I had a friend over. We found my older brother's camera so decided to look through his photos but then we came across photos of him and his girlfriend having sex. We were laughing up until my friend decided to point out that they were having sex on my bed. FML
Today, my family decided to break tradition and wake up at midnight to open presents. I didn't find out until I went downstairs to get a glass of water in the middle of the night, and found wrapping paper and empty boxes everywhere. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML
Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML
Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
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Dunmerdude 13
Maybe they were trying to give you a little brother for Christmas?
aruden 25
Someone was still getting their stocking stuffed by Santa.
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Comments (88)
kalbrek009 20
Someone accidentally walked in on mommy being intimate with Santa...forever scarred... No eye bleach will fix this...maybe you shouldn't be trying to "peek" at presents. You kinda ydi'd yourselves. Imo
demonfacee 14
That's gotta be traumatizing. If they have to have sex, they should do it in the bedroom, not on the couch.
TEDREDNECKLO 5
Santa came to town if you know what I mean
bigmoe87 5
Ha Ha ain't funny at all matter fact I should report u for trying to be funny
ustick 5
What you get for trying to take a peek
kirbs19 37
That's what you get for being sneaky!
aylind 18
I recommend bleaching your eyes and/or brain. Sorry your Christmas was ruined op.
cheshireau 26
I really hope they did it deliberately so you couldn't sneak a look. That would be clever thinking ahead.
cmac86 24
I saw mommy screwing Santa Claus!
angel1624 13
thats a thing you can never unsee again in your life