Today, my brother and I woke up early to get a sneak peek at our Christmas presents. We found our parents having sex on the couch. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I had a friend over. We found my older brother's camera so decided to look through his photos but then we came across photos of him and his girlfriend having sex. We were laughing up until my friend decided to point out that they were having sex on my bed. FML
Today, my family decided to break tradition and wake up at midnight to open presents. I didn't find out until I went downstairs to get a glass of water in the middle of the night, and found wrapping paper and empty boxes everywhere. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML
Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML
Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
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Top comments
Dunmerdude 13
Maybe they were trying to give you a little brother for Christmas?
aruden 25
Someone was still getting their stocking stuffed by Santa.
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Comments (88)
Migole 36
Well this is a bit tricky. Ydi because you sneaked, are you 5 years old? But on the other hand was it extremely shitty on your parent's part to have sex while their children were home. I actually assume you're older than 5 though so your parents shouldn't assume that you're asleep early.
jeepers_1 21
Do you think that parents just never have sex? When would they do it?
thewife5 19
Should parents get a sitter and go to a hotel to have sex? You're comment is probably the opposite of the smartest comment I've ever read. I'm thinking you're closer to five.
shepp626 11
If you live with other people you have sex in your room, either quietly or when the other people are gone. It's just common courtesy and not that damn hard.
ladyg228 15
They should just be happy their parents are STILL having sex!
metheonlyb 17
I guess you do have a point. Their parents are still in love with each other. Much better than having divorced parents.
Armygirl93 10
thats a way to remember Christmas lol
exoticwaved 9
Was this the remix to I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus?
kendallfireHD 16
well, lesson learned. bet you wont be trying to sneak out during christmas next time.
lmbachman 23
Well then next time you won't be so sneaky, will you?
Badkarma4u 17
Man I bet this is almost as bad as you will feel when you have kids and they catch you.
A5Glue56 8
Karma
erriiinn 9
Nosey