Today, my brother and I woke up early to get a sneak peek at our Christmas presents. We found our parents having sex on the couch. FML
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Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I had a friend over. We found my older brother's camera so decided to look through his photos but then we came across photos of him and his girlfriend having sex. We were laughing up until my friend decided to point out that they were having sex on my bed. FML
Today, my family decided to break tradition and wake up at midnight to open presents. I didn't find out until I went downstairs to get a glass of water in the middle of the night, and found wrapping paper and empty boxes everywhere. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML
Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML
Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
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Top comments
Dunmerdude 13
Maybe they were trying to give you a little brother for Christmas?
aruden 25
Someone was still getting their stocking stuffed by Santa.
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Comments (88)
BigFun76 12
And in 9 months you will meet the fruits of the labor.
slyronit 3
Everyone likes to have some Sexe on Christmas ? morning.
cheeeksss 29
Were you trying to ask a question?
UnidentifiedFun 37
Or 'peek.'
ilovefall10 21
What exactly is "sexe"?
NebulaNick 12
She saw mommy do more than kiss Santa Claus
Exodiafinder687 58
Toys come and go, but emotional scars last forever.
pjsr 33
? I saw Mommy ****ing Santa Claus... ?
dawood_k 27
Present might arrive in 9 months
MELKOZAR 27
Seems like Santa was being the naughty one!
Makaze 12
That's what you get for trying to sneak looks at your gifts without your parents getting to see the look of glee on your face.