Today, my cousin got hired after six days of job-hunting. I graduated from university six months ago and haven't even scored a single interview; he's a deadbeat junkie who just got out of prison after doing time for armed robbery. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, it's been months since I graduated university. I still haven't managed to land a single interview. Meanwhile my brother recently woke up from a week long bender, realized he had no money for weed, went out, and 4 days later landed a well paid sales job 15 minutes from home. FML
Good job
Today, my roommate has a job interview. He only applied to the job yesterday. Meanwhile, I've been out of work for three weeks. I've applied to at least ten jobs. I have yet to get a call-back from any of them. FML
Says something about you, probably
Today, my brother, who recently got out of prison after doing time for armed robbery, got a job at Target. I applied to the same Target six times, and was denied every time. FML
Today, my 16 yr old cousin needed help making a job resume so I give him mine to see as an example. He changed my name to his and it got him a job right away. The sad part? I handed my resume out to about 30 places and I am still unemployed. FML
Hard no
Today, my 30-year old cousin, who is unemployed, parasitic and never completed high-school, whose girlfriend is a crack addict, wants to move into my place. He was evicted from an apartment building two weeks ago for assaulting some neighbors. FML
Today, I went on my 56th job interview since graduating from college 3 months ago. I am 31 years old and I spent 11 years in college. I only graduated with a Bachelor's Degree after all those years, but I am still not qualified for anything due to how long it took me to complete my degree. FML
Skill issue or…?
Today, my sister started a full-time job with a good pay despite having no prior work experience and being a college freshman. Meanwhile, I've graduated with two degrees, have been working two jobs for the last five years, and still can't get a full-time position anywhere. FML
Today, I got my first job after having spent months looking, and graduating college in the meantime. I got it based on my pre-college qualifications. FML
Recruitment hell
Today, I've applied to 300 jobs in the past 4 months, gotten 7 interview, 2 of which have gone to a third round and I'm still unemployed. FML
Today, after 3 years of unemployment and 6 months of hard studying, I found out I hadn't actually registered myself for the public service exam that will happen later this month and could finally get me a job. FML
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laxtax 19
Your probably looking for a good job in your field that's why. Sorry to tell you this but you should get a low skilled job like cashiering while searching for the real one.
skiddalz 21
Don't sell yourself short! I'm sure you'll find something soon.
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abby1212 27
Be happy for him.
LilMissCanadian 22
I'd he more surprised than happy if I were him. Also pissed off.
ChopSuey444 20
Not sure why #1 is being down voted. I understand that the situation would be frustrating, but the cousin is more than likely trying to better his self by getting a job and that's something to be happy for.
the_real_dvd 21
I don't understand the downvotes either. It's not like his cousin stole the job from him. Marcus Aurelius writes extensively in his book Meditations about the discipline of perception. He chose to take something that is cause for celebration in a negative manner. I'm sure he would want his cousin to celebrate if it was him that got the job. Choosing to be happy for him would have been the best result for both of these people.
JustinJK 21
Most people demonize criminals. Sure, a lot of crimes are unforgivable. But after they've served their time, we shouldn't hold their crimes against them. The OP's cousin getting a job will help them become a more productive member of society less likely to recommit crime. If people become jobless and homeless after they're released then they're going to more than like to recommit.
LuckBeNimble 19
also (considering this is in the US) there are programs while in prison that teach inmates valuable skills. for instance, I read an article the other day about Mark Zuckerberg visiting some prison (can't remember which) where the inmates were being taught how to code--and I'm sure we can all agree on the value of coding in this day n' age.
xx000o 27
The current demand for excon deadbeat junkies is just out of this world.
TheNewGuy03 29
That's honestly how prisons SHOULD work. Instead of just leaving every person in there to fester and be subject to recidivism, it's best to *actually* rehabilitate them and give them valuable and readily useful knowledge. Ya know, putting the "correction" in "correctional facility."
HnyBee13 26
Well, he'll be fired soon most likely...
howard007 18
I don't understand why people can be happy for others..
Dominus101 20
Misery likes company
failalltheway 22
His job probably sucks. You're probably over qualified and employers would be scared to hire you.
I_own_a_dog 11
Idky people are down voting this? Companies don't like hiring people who are over qualified cause then they have to pay them more usually..
howard007 18
I'm assuming op is trying to find an entry level job, which requires experience. And her cousin is working at minimum wage.
tantanpanda 26
Or OP majored in something useless to the market right now. I could graduate in philosophy, but that wouldn't be an automatic ticket for a job. Sounds mean, but it's true.
skiddalz 21
Don't sell yourself short! I'm sure you'll find something soon.
beeferjay 34
if you don't, I hear Wal-Mart is hiring for the season
MrsPegg 45
I support this 100%. I am a registered nurse and it took me 8 months, 62 applications and 2 interviews to finally get a job. The market is hard for everyone, so keep your head up and keep submitting applications OP! Also, my resume was the culprit, so take a look at yours and consider looking into professional resume writing workshops. They do wonders!
cornyrob 33
You might be setting your employment requirements too high. You may have to look beyond what your degree is in. Loads of people end up working in fields unrelated to their degrees. But good luck.
juicy_extasy 25
OP sorry to break or to you but 6 months of job hunting in a global economy like this one is short. Good luck in your job hunt
cristy91 33
Yeah, I have been job searching since January and just got hired last week. Finding a career in a specific field is hard, especially if you can't relocate. Try using a staffing agency, it's not the best but they will find you something that will get you the needed experience to find a great job in your field. Also, OP, don't underestimate cover letters. I got an awesome 6 month internship in Germany because my cover letter was better than my competition.
Grayness_ 26
Maybe you just haven't opened the right door. Just be wait and have faith OP.
ColorOfSoul 19
There are plenty of quantity but less in quality.
Shadowvoid 33
Well, I would say that the kind of jobs he is legible for are not jobs that require the experience you have. I mean you could go apply at McDonald's, if you want, or become a sanitary worker. You'll find something good soon, OK.
604 11
*Eligible
Myo_fml 20
He meant that, I bet auto correct was just being a boner.
smoothies14 32
Yall need to find a way to turn autocorrect off because those errors drive me nuts.
ninety 25
You want to talk smack about his autocorrect causing his accidental typo driving you nuts, but you can't even correctly punctuate y'all. Get the **** out of here.
smoothies14 32
Yall isn't punctuated where I'm from.
laxtax 19
Your probably looking for a good job in your field that's why. Sorry to tell you this but you should get a low skilled job like cashiering while searching for the real one.
destinedjagold 7
I tried that before. I didn't get hired because I was 'overqualified.' :/
Steffi 26
Don't tell them about your uni educated when applying to lower-skilled jobs to reduce your chance of getting rejected for being "over-qualified".
TahitiNut 6
He should use his cousin's drug connections to score a job. Networking is networking. ;)
sietseld 13
BS, I have a masters degree and worked for minimum wage at McDonald's while searching for a job in my field. They will hire you, just don't expect to get paid more than anyone else.
UncleBubba13 1
Don't apologize, that's sound advice. Of course you want a job in the field you're trained for but making a living in the meanwhile is...rather important.
LilMissCanadian 22
What crappy luck. Keep searching, you will find a job. I'm in awe in how he got a job before you.
Lalala579121 28
Maybe they're scared that if they don't hire him he'll rob them.
mezochan 29
Or maybe, just maybe, he applied for a lower wage job.