Today, I was expecting a call from my friend. The phone rang and I answered with "WANK!!" as a joke. It wasn't my friend on the phone, it was my boss. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, my phone rang. My intern answered it and told me it was a coworker who'd just left. I picked up and said "What's up bitch? What are you going to complain about now?!" It was actually my boss. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, at work, my friend dared me to answer the next call on my phone by saying, "This is your local sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it." I did it. The person on the phone was my boss. FML
Today, my boss rang me for the 5th time on my day off. Frustrated I pushed 'ignore' and yelled a string of obscenities at my phone. Turns out I pushed 'talk'. FML
Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML
Today, I was to have an important phone interview for a job. I got a call and everything went perfectly, and they said I was hired. Later, I found out that one of my "friends" had gotten one of his buddies to prank call me and make sure the line was engaged when the real interviewer called. FML
Today, I received a phone call from my old boss asking me why I wasn't at work, to which I responded, "Because you fired me yesterday." He didn't say anything, and hung up. FML
Today, for some reason, I called my boss "Mum" in a meeting. To make it worse, I panicked and followed it up with, “Can I have a raise?” Everyone laughed except my boss. FML
Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work. I was in the staff room. I'd said hello to her as I came in the door. FML
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
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FoxRacerGirl7 7
caller ID (:
BadPinkKitty07 0
hey, maybe your boss is into that. maybe he can give you a raise, if you know what I mean. ;)
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Comments (82)
nelm88 0
I have bad breath and walk like robocop
darkwolf651 0
banana
xoburton 0
kinda deserved.. suilition.. CALLER ID :)
Horney4her69 0
wank? what's that?
cooldannyboy 0
is the end of the woooorld!!!!oh noooo
massagenist 0
who are you 50 cent ? who is your friend snopp doggy dogg ? who is your boss DR. Dre ?
tomtm7 0
it is situations like this that inspired the invention of caller ID..
cookie_monster2 0
YDI for being stupid.... **** you anti flood!!
clivealmighty 0
YOURE FIRED FIRED FIRED fired fired fiired .-. another cat in the hat
massagenist 0
in soviet siberia soldiers Wank each other inside military Tank to stay warm.
faxe 0
31, that just put the most ****** up image in my head, thanks, really appreciate it.
redsox4021 0
29=retarded 8 year old
kiik_fml 0
exactly...
roxxy_surf 0
yup YDI honey !
WorldCupCheer 0
it's called caller ID don't randomly assume it's ur friend u deserves it
78euge781995 0
f*ck Caller ID! I prefer answering the phone without knowing who it is. Its more risky :)
llScarlFacell 0
I don't see the big deal. You could have just pretended you were a kid or something. BTW, lmfaooo WTF is wank?
puffer 0
what's anti flood
pureecstasy 5
win
1221jamw 11
wank is like **********/penis in uhhh england
pseudolife 4
You Dumb Wank
imthestory 0
who knows, maybe your boss liked it :)
SoberVictim 0
Hahahaha YDI for being an idiot. :P that's why caller ID was invented.
deathcab7 0
ya bigg dummmyyy. you faiiiil. (:
ckrebbs 0
29 your retarded. and what the **** is wank and why would you answer the phone that way
SixtyNiner 0
today i answered the phone with "wank" and it was my boss. FMLFMLFML MY LIKE IS ******* OVER OH GOD JUST **** ME NOW. DJGPQOYJNCMXKXGIODOGOFSJFN
totes_sucks 0
Wank can mean **********. It can also be used in place of words like crap. Adding the suffix -er is an insult similar to bastard. It does not mean penis. 1. I think he just had a lovely wank. 2. What a load of wank. 3. What a wanker.
imzdrummer 0
I almost did something like that to my friends when they were being yelled at by cops....
V4ZQU3Z 0
turrets?
mariekkkk 2
well alteast he doesnt think your a pervet
MyStarrz 0
^heyy bro u 4got da last part.. *t smuggling ass geenie of a retard ....your welcome :]
franswa22 0
thanks. hypocrtisizer.
franswa22 0
wow cool you thundercun
omgcookeys 15
ever heard of caller id?
adam218 0
and now ur fired.... lol jk
FoxRacerGirl7 7
caller ID (:
ImaginaryFoe 1
Have to agree. If it was your cell, YDI for not checking caller ID. If it was your home and you don't have caller ID, YDI for not realising other people could call.
SoccerStar5493 0
#7, your really pretty:) haha
chibikari 0
umm...what's wank? o.O
JordynAlexis 0
Choking the chicken, beating the meat, chocking the gopher, jacking-off, masturbating, etc.
luis420 0
also u forgot spanking the monkey
PhishloverA 14
In public
itsgonnahappento 11
some people are retarded
FYLDeep 26
Yeah, I think there was a similar FML where the OP answered "****". I guess there's more than one person dumb enough to do this.
toto365 0
caller id Idiot
BadPinkKitty07 0
hey, maybe your boss is into that. maybe he can give you a raise, if you know what I mean. ;)
Lookitsdiddy 0
eww
bodoquito89 0
YDI for not checking the caller ID ... if you don't have one YDI because you are living in the stone age