Rowden
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend wouldn't lick the whipped cream I had on my nipples because "That stuff is full of calories." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
hannah12345
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend, who's on a diet, refused to give me a blow job because my sperm would "add useless calories" to her day. FML
fml
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I agreed to let my boyfriend cover every inch of my body in whipped cream and lick it off. We were both enjoying it until his 9 year old sister walked in and started crying. FML
yourmainman
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Desperate
Today, after months of lacking intimacy in our relationship, my girlfriend decided to spice things up by covering her naked body with whipped cream. Except, we didn't have any in the fridge, so instead I had to politely lick shaving cream off of her while fighting the urge to vomit. FML
Anonymous
Northridge, United States 🌶️ Spicy
No kinkshaming here
Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML
Snufflopagus
Lynnwood, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML
Jumja
Netherlands
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mother has invented a new kind of cake and named it after me: not because it's delicious, but because of the amount of fat in it. FML
hss
United States
Food fight
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
skiittlez713
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML
lovely
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Yummy
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML
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karina_said 0
your boyfriend is a pussy
luvmybby062308 0
You should've told him you two would burn it off in a couple minutes(;
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Comments (154)
perdix 31
Alcestis, FTW! I've worked hard to lose a lot of weight on Weight Watchers. I'm not going to waste points on licking whipped cream offa girl who ought to taste delicious, as is. WW lists pussy juice as a zero-point food so I can have all I want and stay on plan. That's great motivation to make we want to be involved in it's production in copious amounts.
sertralinaa 2
I've been struggling with my weight for my entire life. Anorexia, bulimia, compulsive overeating, been there done that. But still, I wouldn't make a scene like the OP's boyfriend. 10 gr of whipped cream won't make you gain weight, one shouldn't be afraid of food
trilluno 0
this is why u should only date straight men
dugumit 0
today my ugly fat girlfriend put whip cream on her saggy stretch mark **** and demanded I eat it. I'm going gay! fml, true story.
chibimarukochan 0
hahahaha
iKamikaze 0
he must be gay
Keenan31 0
He is gay
ktbird 0
Whipped cream, even in small amounts, gives my hubby a sickness you don't even want me to describe. Maybe the situation is the same for your BF and he just didn't want to go into details.
fwb 0
in soviet Russia woman lick cream off men nipples
Taipan_fml 0
No, in Soviet Russia men lick women off whipped cream's nipples.
sassyjesSa 0
what guy cares about how many calories he consummes??! WTF . you shouldve said it's the fat free whipped cream !
amiemariej 0
yes lying in a realtionship is always best
amiemariej 0
smart man