Today, I found out my boyfriend's mother has invented a new kind of cake and named it after me: not because it's delicious, but because of the amount of fat in it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML
Today, I found out my mom intentionally puts extra butter and oil in the food she cooks for me because she wants me to be fatter than her. FML
Today, it was my friend's birthday, so I baked him a cake complete with his name written on it in homemade frosting. After I gave it to him, his mother berated me for it, saying I should have checked with her first before making a cake for her son. He's 28. FML
Today, after several months of eating right, exercising, and weight loss, my mother has yet again arrived at my house, unannounced and with a very sugary cake. She's been doing this most weeks since I lost 50 pounds. FML
Today, my mother in-law made dessert. It was a beautiful chocolate cake, chocolate cookies, and every other thing had chocolate in it. I'm deathly allergic to chocolate and she knows this. FML
Today, I made my boyfriend a vanilla cake for our anniversary. We sat down to eat it and one bite in, my boyfriend gets a weird look on his face. I take a bite and notice that it tastes like corn. I found out later my dad had replaced all the flour with cornmeal without telling anyone. FML
Today, I explained to my dad that I had spent over three hours baking, frosting, and decorating a cake from scratch and how proud I was of it. Without even looking up at me, he replied, "You really need a boyfriend." FML
Today, after telling my mother-in-law about my recent miscarriage, she cheerfully made a cake to celebrate. FML
Today, I bought a cheap cake topper online for my sister's birthday. It arrived with the words “Happy Birthday Mom.” I covered “Mom” with icing and thought nobody would notice. My sister's first comment was, “Why does my cake call me Mom?” FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend by baking him some cookies for the first time. He took a bite and said, "Wow, these taste exactly like the ones my mom used to make!" I couldn't bring myself to admit that I'd used a store-bought mix, because I can’t bake to save my life. FML
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mshelburn324 0
I don't see the problem. Whether you're fat or not, cake is AWESOME!!! You should feel special to be named after the best food of all time.
SHAAAAAARK 1
REMEMBER, the cake is a lie.
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Comments (82)
jpgray1982 0
haha. cake
cucuto89 0
Obviously a sign you need to spend more time where you belong, at the oven cooking food
dont_stop_believ 0
omgggg your bfs mom is auch a beeeotchh but seriously I agree with nimber one. all Icould think was: haha. your a cake. lol
osirisfrost 0
... as opposed to eating it
sara_3536 0
hahaha loll it sucks to be u :p
mizzkitty 0
ha
Shikamaru_fml 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
hahahaha sounds like you deserve it fatty
Poilo_fml 0
Win ^^^
RainbowMaster88 5
You're such a jerk. Don't be so mean. What if she has diabetes?
GeorgeBoosh 0
You need to cook a sickly sweet ugly dessert and name it after her.
breadfuck 0
:)
SHAAAAAARK 1
REMEMBER, the cake is a lie.
BangOut 2
THE CAKE IS A LIE!
mshelburn324 0
I don't see the problem. Whether you're fat or not, cake is AWESOME!!! You should feel special to be named after the best food of all time.
jts2 3
Mmm.. cake!~
sweatnut 0
so, she's thinks your fat, prove her wrong and go on a diet.
Lawlipop 3
Wouldn't going on a diet, therefore admitting that you yourself believe you need to lose weight, would in fact prove OP's boyfriend's mother correct?
ThatWasPathetic 0
Although this may be true, it's better to stop being fat, than be fat and have pride regarding such fatness. OP is fat.
Konarika 11
And you should learn some grammar. If you don't, I don't see why OP should go on a diet, either.
Miki_xx 0
ouch =S