Rowden
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend wouldn't lick the whipped cream I had on my nipples because "That stuff is full of calories." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
hannah12345
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend, who's on a diet, refused to give me a blow job because my sperm would "add useless calories" to her day. FML
fml
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I agreed to let my boyfriend cover every inch of my body in whipped cream and lick it off. We were both enjoying it until his 9 year old sister walked in and started crying. FML
yourmainman
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Desperate
Today, after months of lacking intimacy in our relationship, my girlfriend decided to spice things up by covering her naked body with whipped cream. Except, we didn't have any in the fridge, so instead I had to politely lick shaving cream off of her while fighting the urge to vomit. FML
Anonymous
Northridge, United States 🌶️ Spicy
No kinkshaming here
Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML
Snufflopagus
Lynnwood, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML
Jumja
Netherlands
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mother has invented a new kind of cake and named it after me: not because it's delicious, but because of the amount of fat in it. FML
hss
United States
Food fight
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
skiittlez713
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML
lovely
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Yummy
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML
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karina_said 0
your boyfriend is a pussy
luvmybby062308 0
You should've told him you two would burn it off in a couple minutes(;
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Comments (154)
Bbaker789 0
He has to be gay if he refuses to lick whip cream off a girls tit
greensoul024 0
he just likes men. lol "but it's so eeewy!!"
texasmadeG 0
lol thats too ******* funny!(:
varkey 7
wtf? how did you manage to spill whipped cream on your NIPPLES? and why would you ask your boyfriend to lick it off? just get a freaking napkin idiot. while i love whipped cream, that is the weirdest thing i've ever heard... first, why would you just want to eat plain whipped cream without anything else, and second, why would you want to lick it off of somebody once they have spilled it? YDI retard.
sosadrightnow 4
you're joking, right? please tell me you're joking.
locomotion 0
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kidsanchez1 4
ur boyfriend iseither 1.GAY 2.cheating on u or 3.both of those
UncleverName_FYL 0
lmfao
luciousp 1
My girlfriend won't let me do anything with whipped cream. I really want to put some on me and have her.. you know. Or even on her too. She gives the same excuse! =/.
sertralinaa 2
Ahh gotta love Underoos! :D
maddie1 0
gay...
LexSpades 4
I'll lick it off u without a doubt
cmarlo57 0
I'll lick the whip cream off your nipples lmao
StJimmy117 0
how is this an FML