Rowden
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend wouldn't lick the whipped cream I had on my nipples because "That stuff is full of calories." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
hannah12345
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend, who's on a diet, refused to give me a blow job because my sperm would "add useless calories" to her day. FML
fml
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I agreed to let my boyfriend cover every inch of my body in whipped cream and lick it off. We were both enjoying it until his 9 year old sister walked in and started crying. FML
yourmainman
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Desperate
Today, after months of lacking intimacy in our relationship, my girlfriend decided to spice things up by covering her naked body with whipped cream. Except, we didn't have any in the fridge, so instead I had to politely lick shaving cream off of her while fighting the urge to vomit. FML
Anonymous
Northridge, United States 🌶️ Spicy
No kinkshaming here
Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML
Snufflopagus
Lynnwood, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML
Jumja
Netherlands
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mother has invented a new kind of cake and named it after me: not because it's delicious, but because of the amount of fat in it. FML
hss
United States
Food fight
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
skiittlez713
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML
lovely
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Yummy
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML
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karina_said 0
your boyfriend is a pussy
luvmybby062308 0
You should've told him you two would burn it off in a couple minutes(;
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Comments (154)
lotusflower007 0
don't feel bad, I think that the whip cream, chocolate syrup thing, and licking it off bodies is gross personally. people taste salty, sweaty and hairy, just doesn't go with food. I have no problem with others that do it, more power to them. but maybe your boyfriend is like me, and didn't have the heart/balls to tell you
knibbsy 4
Not if you shower on a daily basis. I showered a few hours ago, and I just ate my arm - no hairy taste, sweaty taste, salty taste. Bad news is I'm now an amuputee, but my point stands.
rohosoccer08 1
haha made me lol... that is true though no sweaty taste if you shower, and no hairy taste if you shave
milboy 0
Your bf is an idiot! Whipped cream is actually not that bad in regards to calories. It gets its bad rap from all the crap people put it on to. I'll gladly help clean you up next time!
amiemariej 0
it's high is fat and cholesterol
Aura_Sphere 0
No one's ever died or gotten fat from two licks of whipped cream.
Domonator 16
Men: Studies have shown that the health risk incurred by licking a dollup of whipped cream off of your girlfriend's (or wife's) nipples is minimal compared to the blue balls (or black and blue balls) that you will have if you refuse.
Jaranimo 0
47= win hahHahaha
aleag51 0
hes ****** gay my man doesnt eveb think twice
wildman86 0
your boyfriend is a pussy. it doesn't matter what you eat before sex because it will all be used for sex so WTF!!!!!!!!!
sertralinaa 2
I think the majority of people cares about that too. But refusing to eat like 10 gr of whipped cream cause of calories is insane. There must be not more than 50 cals in such amount. Extreme is no good.
iamchuck 0
Oranges and vanilla
sertralinaa 2
and Lol I had to google underoos, we don't have it in Russia :( that's topshop btw :D
JoeMamas 0
Your boyfriend is 110% gay.
welandedonthemoo 5
I agree with number 1 and 9