Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped for running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband called me in the middle of the morning. He was in jail and wanted me to bail him out. Not only was he stupid enough to go drunk drag-racing with his buddies, their route took them straight past the front of the local police precinct. FML
Today, my boyfriend got pulled over and arrested for driving with a suspended license. Instead of getting my car impounded, his friend thought he'd do me a favor and drive it back to me. He doesn't know how to drive stick and blew my engine. My boyfriend is in jail and I no longer have a car. FML
Today, I had to go get my fiancé's car so it wouldn't get impounded after he was arrested at 12 a.m. and charged with a felony. I just got out of prison in March, and we get married next week. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML
Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me from jail, expecting me to bail him out. He'd tried to buy a load of booze at the liquor store and came up short by ten cents. The cashier refused to be short-changed, and he figured the only reasonable reaction was to punch her in the face. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
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lmpinto 0
You two are made for each other.
Juggalette_623 9
You dont think "hey... he just got thrown in jail for drinking and driving, so maybe i should call a cab or maybe not speed or do something stupid to get pulled over since i am drunk and am going to drive"? YDI for being a moron
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Comments (186)
buttshapedfruit 0
lmao u two r meant for eachother haha
colafdp 0
i'm glad you're off the street, and not killing someone. idiots.
annoying_ppl_suk 0
So basically your plan was to go to a police station drunk. Hey, maybe you should fill your pockets with weed overflowing out of them too!
xSkum 0
stupid bitch
britterss 0
you're ridiculous and a complete idiot you and your boyfriend need to stay off the road!!! I can't believe how stupid you are! this is. not a fml it's a you're a complete idiot and i'm glad you went to jail!
XLauraxLithiumX 0
:/ I hope you had fun.
TheComputerGuy96 16
HOW THE **** WERE YOU ABLE TO PUBLISH THIS IF YOU ARE IN JAIL???
guy_on_the_couch 0
So..... Your boyfriend went to jail for a DUI, and you decided to be under the influence of something and DRIVE and GO TO THE POLICE STATION??? What was going through your head? Not very logical...
aj1218 0
Having lost good friends because of drunk drivers, I wish both you and your boyfriend would die. You deserve it for driving drunk.
TheWestAVenger 0
I am so happy that they have internet access and or leave your smart phone with you as you are in jail. It is amazing sometimes how special people can be. Next time don't make something up, all you have to type is, "Today I was so bored and pathetic I made up crap on the internet to make my life seem more interesting". Get a hobby, like calling out people's BS on this website. Now that's what I call productive. FML
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Have you not realized that all FML's start out with the word Today? It doesn't actually mean that it happened today.