Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped for running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband called me in the middle of the morning. He was in jail and wanted me to bail him out. Not only was he stupid enough to go drunk drag-racing with his buddies, their route took them straight past the front of the local police precinct. FML
Today, my boyfriend got pulled over and arrested for driving with a suspended license. Instead of getting my car impounded, his friend thought he'd do me a favor and drive it back to me. He doesn't know how to drive stick and blew my engine. My boyfriend is in jail and I no longer have a car. FML
Today, I had to go get my fiancé's car so it wouldn't get impounded after he was arrested at 12 a.m. and charged with a felony. I just got out of prison in March, and we get married next week. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML
Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me from jail, expecting me to bail him out. He'd tried to buy a load of booze at the liquor store and came up short by ten cents. The cashier refused to be short-changed, and he figured the only reasonable reaction was to punch her in the face. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
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lmpinto 0
You two are made for each other.
Juggalette_623 9
You dont think "hey... he just got thrown in jail for drinking and driving, so maybe i should call a cab or maybe not speed or do something stupid to get pulled over since i am drunk and am going to drive"? YDI for being a moron
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Comments (186)
suii 0
I can't believe how stupid you are. He just went to jail for a DUI and you still do exactly the same thing? YDI!
Mzzangel 0
you can't bail someone out for a DUI until they have a bond hearing. you shouldve just slept off your own drunken state and got him out the next day. **smh**
NOVAgal 0
I don't believe this is true. People aren't that stupid....right? You would have to be the dumbest person to think it was okay to drive while intoxicated. Please please PLEASE don't ever have children, the world does not need more inbreed dumb hicks like you.
mmaire 0
Oh, people really are that dumb. I've seen people show up to their DUI hearings drunk. As in, THEY DROVE DRUNK to face charges for driving drunk.
Rachaelzoey 0
hahahaha that's funny!
jskills 0
wow you both are complete idiots
pooter_stink 0
You two belong together. Stupid bitch.
oldwiseguy 0
A couple of LOSERS! In case you haven't figured it out yet: YOU ARE BOTH ALCOHOLICS! Go to AA and never drink again!
pinkballoon 0
Awww very nice love story.
Mustangboy1102 0
wow you must of hit every branch on the stupid tree. " hmm let me go talk to the cops while I'm high or under the influence. " yeah that makes perfect sense. also jails are not gender specfic. prisons are.
ozymandias_fml 0
YDI for running a red light. YDI for driving drunk. YDI for dating such a 'classy' person. Please ensure both of you get sterilized immediately.