Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped for running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband called me in the middle of the morning. He was in jail and wanted me to bail him out. Not only was he stupid enough to go drunk drag-racing with his buddies, their route took them straight past the front of the local police precinct. FML
Today, my boyfriend got pulled over and arrested for driving with a suspended license. Instead of getting my car impounded, his friend thought he'd do me a favor and drive it back to me. He doesn't know how to drive stick and blew my engine. My boyfriend is in jail and I no longer have a car. FML
Today, I had to go get my fiancé's car so it wouldn't get impounded after he was arrested at 12 a.m. and charged with a felony. I just got out of prison in March, and we get married next week. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML
Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me from jail, expecting me to bail him out. He'd tried to buy a load of booze at the liquor store and came up short by ten cents. The cashier refused to be short-changed, and he figured the only reasonable reaction was to punch her in the face. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
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lmpinto 0
You two are made for each other.
Juggalette_623 9
You dont think "hey... he just got thrown in jail for drinking and driving, so maybe i should call a cab or maybe not speed or do something stupid to get pulled over since i am drunk and am going to drive"? YDI for being a moron
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Comments (186)
me5 0
THAT will sober u up Bonnie and Clyde!
me5 0
So now you got a DUI and a YDI...Way to go winner
alicia_was_here 3
you wouldnt of gotten a DUI charge if you hadnt been drinking. what possessed you to go bail your boyfriend out while you were drinking?
HJB 0
Maybe the fact that she got a DUI is enough to mean she was drinking
CallMeHush 1
I bet the trailer park is quiet tonight.
bubblebee2007 0
best. response. ever.
girlygirl666 0
WIN
AmeOwl 0
You know, a lot of people live in trailer parks who aren't white trash.
CallMeHush 1
True, but I'm pretty much the king of white trash (sans the mullet) so I figure I'm qualified to judge on that one. And yes I have lived in a trailer. Wanna see a picture of my Firebird? It is currently up on blocks, really. LOL
UWBeautyQueen12 0
Totally awesome. Bravo!!!
Luna0709 0
does no one believe in dds designated drivers? you had that coming
bubblebee2007 0
you're an asshole, OP.
dochoc_fml 0
you suck at life
onnielief 4
So don't drink and drive! You could have killed someone!
starzchick 0
thank goodness you both got caught before you were able to kill a child or a family. You people make me want to vomit. I hope you both lose your licenses, but I don't know how strict the laws are about that in your state/country. Driving is a privelege, not a right.