Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped for running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband called me in the middle of the morning. He was in jail and wanted me to bail him out. Not only was he stupid enough to go drunk drag-racing with his buddies, their route took them straight past the front of the local police precinct. FML
Today, my boyfriend got pulled over and arrested for driving with a suspended license. Instead of getting my car impounded, his friend thought he'd do me a favor and drive it back to me. He doesn't know how to drive stick and blew my engine. My boyfriend is in jail and I no longer have a car. FML
Today, I had to go get my fiancé's car so it wouldn't get impounded after he was arrested at 12 a.m. and charged with a felony. I just got out of prison in March, and we get married next week. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML
Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me from jail, expecting me to bail him out. He'd tried to buy a load of booze at the liquor store and came up short by ten cents. The cashier refused to be short-changed, and he figured the only reasonable reaction was to punch her in the face. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
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Top comments
lmpinto 0
You two are made for each other.
Juggalette_623 9
You dont think "hey... he just got thrown in jail for drinking and driving, so maybe i should call a cab or maybe not speed or do something stupid to get pulled over since i am drunk and am going to drive"? YDI for being a moron
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Comments (186)
CXGEK123 0
Please. Don't reproduce.
rachexl 0
i know this bitch and i always hated her :) http://www.myspace.com/mackenzie_cain
ragsy 7
Losers.
Erindub 0
Well...WTF DON'T YOU 2 ASSHOLES NOT GET ABOUT NOT DRINKINF AND DRIVING?! HOLY **** IS IT THAT DIFFICULT?!?!? YDI AND MUUUUCH MORE. Lucky you didn't kill someone. Good luck paying court costs and all
ohnomama 0
OP- When even the histrionic illiterates on this site know your a dumb ass, it is time to take a good hard look at your life.
AyeOhChelsea 0
If your boyfriend was in jail for a DUI, why the hell would you "panic" and rush over to his aid?? If he was driving drunk or high then you should have let him stay in jail, he could have killed someone. And you, you're just a dumb *****. YDI hoe ;D
Listen2Music 0
this is so fake (dont men and women have seperate jails)
AmeOwl 0
No. Especially in small towns, when there are generally only a few cells and all drunk drivers may be confined to the same one.
musicman909 0
EPIC FAIL YDI.
danii_s2 0
I ******* HATE people like you. I can't even put how I feel about you into words right now. Its a shame when anyone dies, however I'd much rather it be someone like you, then ANYBODY else.
Major_General 10
Ahh, how cute!
countrygirl0118 6
well the upside is you two were meant for each other, two drunks making stupid decisions like driving under the influence, endangering lives...