Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, I bailed my brother out of jail for violating a restraining order filed against him by his ex. I dropped him off at the place he told me he was staying at. Turned out it was his ex's house, and now he's in jail again. FML
Today, I figured out my boyfriend gets out of jail in less than six months. First off, I have a boyfriend in jail. Second, I also realized I'd much prefer he stay in than get out. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped for running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML
The nerve of some people
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
Jailbird
Today, I had to bail my ex-husband out of jail. He didn't want his new wife to get mad at him. FML
Foot in mouth
Today, I was dropping my new boyfriend off at his house. I'd never been there before, so he was giving me directions as I drove. We passed a small trailer home on the right. Without thinking, I said, "I'm so glad I don't live in a house like that." My boyfriend told me to turn right. FML
Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me. He's been in jail for the last four months. I paid for his very expensive lawyer. FML
Walk on the wild side
Today, I had to go get my fiancé's car so it wouldn't get impounded after he was arrested at 12 a.m. and charged with a felony. I just got out of prison in March, and we get married next week. FML
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rocketpopper1030 11
Good luck op. tell him not to drop the soap
katymack 11
So the "get out if jail free" card didn't work?
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rocketpopper1030 11
Good luck op. tell him not to drop the soap
CrewBoy 10
Well, he will be lonely and Everyone has needs... ;)
Inheritance 10
22 what is wrong with you to even consider that..?
breathemein 10
Tell him to watch his back
AKGirlinSD 20
I have an awful feeling the Original Poster is going to wait for him until he gets out and she will be disappointed. I've had too many low class girl friends that only fall for boys who are in and out of jail. I don't understand the attraction of not seeing their boyfriends for so long unless it is so the the girlfriends can cheat?
jweezy89 4
Or, stay with me here 68, the girlfriend is in love with the guy. Some people are not shallow and understand that good people make mistakes too. Even if they are "in and out" of jail all the time, it's hard to break that cycle sometimes. And abandoning them is not going to help them improve.
AKGirlinSD 20
I can accept those reasonings too. But every girl I know, who's been with a boy, for a long time, and he's constantly in and out of jail, the girl usually ends up getting mixed up with what her boyfriend is doing. And she ends up in jail. Unfortunately, I can list at least 10 women I know/knew who were in these situations. The last time I hung out with one of these girls, we were at a bar and someone drugged me. I blacked out and she took me to an empty house, with no one there. I woke up, 8 hours later, covered in blood and puking all over the place. When I ended up at the ER, I had a concussion, an ankle broken in 2 spots and broken ribs. They doctor demanded calling the police on my friend and I declined. I found out two days later she was on probation and if she took me to the ER and told them what happened, she would have went to jail for being in a bar. I would have never went out with her if she was honest with me about being on probation. And her boyfriend of 4 years was in jail the 8th time when I was visiting with her. Sorry for the novel.
crystalxa 35
Sounds like it should be an EX-boyfriend. Everyone loves a bad boy, but jail isn't something to be proud of.
Glassmaster 0
I guess that makes you...jailbait?
nightwishs 13
Dude no offence but that comment is ******* retarded. It's not even funny. I know I know thumb me down
mario2012 18
A vocabulary lesson courteous from urbandictionary.com. Jailbait: An attractive underaged girl who you'd like to bang. But if you get caught banging her you'll go to jail, so she's the bait that lures you into the jail cell, hence the term jailbait You're welcome 2.
zango1 15
Courtesy from or courteous of. A vocabulary lesson courtesy of me. Your welcome 28.
CharresBarkrey 16
You've got vocabulary down, 38. Now it's time to give grammar a try.
Tanno 3
You're ******* retarded, he got it right, not you.
WritingWrongs 8
-44, ah, the incorrect correction. The best way to make yourself look like an idiot on fml. Stay in school kids.
nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2
Boooo
KiddNYC1O 22
You're right, 28. Kind of like you, #2. Oh, wait...
KiwiExchange 16
#44. No, just no. Go back to first grade.
samsch0 0
Haha i thumbed up becausw you're right!
katymack 11
So the "get out if jail free" card didn't work?
soulebelius 17
Why is this getting thumbed up?
misspulkadot24 17
You cant just pick up one of those get out of jail free cards! They cost thousands! Virtual high five if someone gets this reference.
headeeeer 3
Goodluck with that one, he's a keeper
SystemofaBlink41 27
30- because you suck...
keeper801 8
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Nice. Picked yourself a winner
hotshot2626 9
there's numerous reasons for going to jail. some are much less serious than others. I received a speeding ticket for a 70 in a 50 while passing someone and I could have technically gone to jail for that. I am generally a very nice person. I just made a poor decision that could have out me away; it doesn't make me a loser.
hotshot2626 9
*put me away.
annie_nk 23
I heard that in Utah if you go over double the limit, it'll land you one night in jail. That could be wrong though, just what I heard.
CrewBoy 10
In most states 20+ over is Reckless driving and if the cop is a ******* douche, he can arrest you and the judge may sentence you to jail time. So yes, if you got caught doing 120 in a 60 odds are you might spend the night in jail.
AKGirlinSD 20
Any unpaid ticket, past due, creates a warrant for an arrest. I tried tellling my ex that, when we were together. Four months after we separated, he ended up in jail for unpaid parking tickets.
whiteboy896 9
I was goin 110 in a 55 and the cop detained me but let me go lol, $290 fine.
Demonfish 14
Will you consider it cheating if he drops the soap? :/
rocketpopper1030 11
Only if he likes it I think
Mister_Triangle 21
Why do people think that jail is the same as prison? As rare as prison rape actually is, jail rape is even less likely.
Demonfish 14
43- it is a joke, you foolish fool, not to be taken seriously in any fashion or to be related to any persons, living or dead.
BlowinChronic 18
Foolish fool? I like it.
whiteboy896 9
Maybe some time will straighten him up, good luck with that one OP!
jweezy89 4
Oh the irony of the phrase "straighten up" in relation to this FML is priceless.
Undefined323 5
Tell him to find the biggest guy with the smallest penis...
dreamweeper370 10
Maybe time to leave him there and move on? Guess it depends on what he's there for. Unpaid Parkin tickets?
ScarletBloom 14
Free living expenses for him!
MisterDoctor 12
Did you at least meet his roommate?